his name is najib (mei bday part 2)

around 4 am i slept,
loyce wake me up at 8.
i wake le slp,
slp le wake,
wake le slp again.

the rest woke at 9.30.
we dress up sia then head out for breakfast.
go a called KAYU de resraurant.

the tan yi xiang,
memang nvr go mamak de. (althought he say he went b4)
10 item in the menu he got 8 need me describe de. ==
we ordered a roti tissue,
CHIU TALL de lo, i think got 60cm lo.

then mei de eldest brother with his primary school fren come,
loyce ask them "uncle 要一起给吗？"
then the uncle ask us for the bill,
he took it and go pay le. LOLs.

now yixiang sot liao.
hahahahhahaaha.
he say later go starbucks.

of,
tummy fully filled le,
go fix my car.
we act go car wash,
then ask them polish the "wound"
WTF!!!! i dunno wat solvent they put,
those white scratches,
just WIPE, then come off liao. clap hand.

after that my mood super duper happy liao.
LOLs. hahahahahahaaha.
so go starbucks,
fine.... i forgot wat i ordered.
mint say mine very nice.

but it's not wat i wanted,
loyce order de is wat i wan !!!!! haha.
we played snakes and ladder,
the two girl keep taking photo only,
loyce, yx and me keep struggling,
the winner or the one at the highest number wins,
and gets meiling's kiss.

although we know meiling wun give de la,
but wat still like maniacs trying to make ourselves loose. LOLs.
MEI LING BU YAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JK la.

then take photo again,
foot got new 定理 alr,
got mei = got photo. ==

now a white kelisa blocked my way out,
wah the Mei hor,
chiu dun give face,
POOOOOOOOOOO...........................
POOOOOOOOOOO...........................
POOOOOOOOOOO...........................
she horn like super rude de.

but she didnt feel dou,
or PJ is like this de? LOLs.
then the girl come out,
she still very happy jiang.
(in cheras we'll say horn nei ge lou mou a?,
in PJ she say o...haha.... sorry ar. still very happy de.)

okie conclusion,
PJ ppl horn like that de.

then when sending back mei home,
we turned into season de house,
wah chiu like those western country de house.
haha.

then drop meiling home,
and 带着依依不舍的心情 go "home".

first drop yx and loyce at 1u,
today i didnt ran la yx dun worry,
last time at villa angsana,
yx havent take his bag in the car boot,
i alr driving away le. Geng dou him ar. LOLs.

then say bb lo,
and loyce suddenly say "happy new year ar"
me and mint. ==||||| okie......... LOLs.

ok now send mint back home,
she talk abt her 唱高音 de legacy again.......
and then go her house lo.

he house de compound damn X10000 big.
can build volleyball court de lo. wat the hell?
ok she get in the house le.

no i go home lo.

i go last time send lockling go home de road,
but i forgot the path half way. SHIT.
then its all out sixth sense.

i follow the sign board go KL de,
then drive drive sia,
fuck, isnt that batu caves far in front? diu lo.
then i reach a split road,
the left road didnt say where it lead to,
right de is IPOH, GENTING. DIU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

before de sign board is jln. ipoh, KL.
now i'm wondering did i add the "jln" myself?
becoz last year october i also tot jln ipoh and ipoh same,
and got on the wrong road. GG.

so haiz,
BOK SAT la,
turn left,
wah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luckily i reached a roundabout after going straight for some while,
and i saw twin towers far far away.
now i calmed down liao.

i turned 2'o clock, (the rounabout kinda oval)
go straight go straight sia,
i saw KL tower. hahahahahahaha.
they're like symbols of miracles suddenly.

then i keep on going str8,
and saw USF solutions,
i not sure the name,
but the factory kinda familiar,
so i keep on going str8,
finally reach selayang's roundabout.
i finally can yell out,我找到了回家的路。

now dad called, (he in good mood liao)
he ask me go Pav.
fine lo i go.

then i recall ytd Wai hong them going to watch great day,
so i ask them where they are,
they say they in ts.
so i go join them.

again,
NO PARKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just when i found parking,
their movie finish,
so 巧.
i waxed my hair in car then get off liao lo.

i walk there not even 40 mins,
dad called,
ask me go park at show parade,
and he drive me to Pav. LOLs.

while in car,
i tell them the "title"
they say scare wat?
u dunno ppl langgar ur butt they wrong de ar?
they no scold me,
still encourage me next time dun let him go away,
ask him pay. LOLs.

the stupid ban mee damn cursed,
i wait him cook so long,
first bite havent take,
it pours on my pants.

fine i go toilet clean.
then i saw a X chonghwa student,
somehow i think he know me,
i dunno him but RECOGNISE him.

when he see my,
he LAUGHED, not smile. LOLs.
so we chat lo.

你是几时毕业的？
你觉得咧？
应该二十岁了。
原来我酱老，我才19.
没有啦因为我好像很久没有看到你了吗。
你什么班？
高三里仁？
哦。。。ei你门几班哦？
四班。
你数学好吗？
还好咯。
谁教？
刘明华。
cheh,酱你就放心了啦。LOLs.
we chat kind much although we're strangers.
he waiting toilet to bangsai,
i waiting toilet to clean pants. LOLs.

then shopping lo.
wah then going upstairs at the escalator,
my primary school fren sms me.
she say she saw me. LOLs.

i'm just too popular. =)
but i could see her,
i tried to find her,
she say she working at centre court,
still cant find her, suan le BAHH.

then go eat lo.
and the time i step in my house. 10.30.
then havent go in my room,
go out again.

me and dad go maybank.
now ar it's like we're cursed.

at home,
the side window wun open. JIBAI !!!!
then radio not functioning too.
we manaully push the side windows open,
then reverse.

SHIT, reverse camera also not working,
he say the fuse int he circuit must spoil liao.

then we go Maybank.
he filled the cheque slip,
then wanna depostit eh cheque liao,
3 machines all spoil tgt.

fine he say wait tmr.

now go CIMB bank,
i waited 30 minutes in car,
dad say he wanna deposite rm1500,
new money lai de.

the machine wun accept,
it says max is rm500.
fine he separated it into 3 partitions lo,
the machine still dunwan accept.

after 30mins he give up,
and say tmr do la.

now go RHB bank,
he get off the car not even 2 mins get back le,
walao eh 都几点了还酱多人，
明天才来了啦。

now we wanna go fix the car,
most accessory shop close,
just now we saw a garage still open de,
but after we "settle" our stuff,
the garage close liao.

we long long sia found another garage.
go in ask the malay guy help us go.
he check the front circuit board,
he say the fuse are all fine.

then he check the one below the steering de,
that one burst liao.
his feet was lying on the floor,
his body lying on the carpet and fix the fuse.

when he get up,
i see 3/5 of his butt clearly,
he was really really fat,
his pants drop alot when he get up.

he ask
"nak balik kampung ke?"
"ya"
"kampung kat mana?"
"yong peng"
"oh yong peng, saya mersing punya"
"oh jadi nak diving mesti pergi cari kamu la" (my dad loves diving)

then everyone done,
we thanked him,
truely and sincerely thanked him.
dad ask him
"semua ni berapa?"
"kamu suka la"
"har? saya suka?"
"ya bagi apa apa pun boleh la"
"tak mau la nanti saya bayar kurang kamu marah la"
"tak pa punya"
"sepuluh cukup?"
"boleh"

then they shake hands. LOLs.
"kamu ni apa nama?"
"najib"
"oh, ie bukan itu najib ar?!"
"oh bukan, itu lebih kaya, saya takda duit punya"
LOLs. they're alr like buddies.

then he wished us happy new year and we go home le.
LOLs. wat a day.

11.34 only step into my room.
then i act meiling go call meiling wish her happy bday AGAIN,
(becoz she bu shuang, haiz annoying rite? nvm la, i like this de,
she see this she sure laugh de.)
but then she still rmb wat i said when i call her leh last year,
see this kind of fren memang dai sek.

but this year she no call me,
haiz.............. 扣分。

okla i think nth liao.
thank you for reading ALL OF IT.
nite nite and happy new year everyone.


~End

IIIIEEEEKKKKK BOOOOMMMMM (mei bday part 1)

wake up in the morning,
and get back on bed,
becoz it was raining. LOLs.
7am automatically wake up leh,
see mei ur bday so important in my subconscious.

then next wake up is alr 9.30 lar,
parents still sleeping,
fine i pack my stuff then go play game.

finally they woke up,
we go breakfast.
now the story starts.
It all started with an M---MEI~

*phone ringed
"hello 黄鸿毅啊？等下你可以载陈义翔回吗？"
"不是睡你家咩？！"
"蛤？你讲真的啊？"
"是啦不然骗你作么？"
"deng....哦酱你等一下啦。"

parents heard the keyword liao,
"你看人家都没有豫你去他家睡,
你不要去啦。"
"现在新年家里都没有收拾好你这里跑那里跑，
等下还去人家家麻烦人家。"
"不然我们在你去啦，我懂你要在你的朋友，
我们也载他去咯，酱你不是不会break promise啦。"
"不用紧的你爸爸载你去到1U,晚上再去PJ在你会啦，
你都讲你爸爸25孝的吗，到半夜他也去载你的啦。"
"今天又下雨你不要驾车啦，你又不熟路，
上次你讲你走错路你懂我们几担心吗？"

the mom keep mumble mumble only,
non-stop,
i just say "不要" "不要" "不要" "不要" "不要"

ok finally everyone face black black liao,
then before i depart,
dad:"你最好不要有事啊，不然你以后都不用驾车了"

oklo go lo.......
feeee xia feeeee xia reach le kepong,
the mint hui say she waiting in front a vegeterian restaurant,
then i park right in front the restaurant,
she was at the opposite building,
but TRUE is it STILL IN FRONT the vegeterian restaurant.

so make a big turn go pick her up,
it was raining,
i parked beside a tent showing cars de.

she opened the passenger seat door,
then just stand there for like 15secs.......
"你准备好要上了吗？"
"hm."
"一。。。。二。。。。三。。。。"
she only rush in. ==

then she start blabbering how she spend her money lo,
then talk this talk that lo,
then talk talk sia i say dou i very 尿急。
she also say she very 尿急 becoz tadi very cold.

the whole way to 1U we no on aircond de,
trying to make our kidneys to sweat the urine out. LOLs.
then she say "不如我们拍一张你尿急的样子咯"
actually i dun mind,
i form 3 graduation trip,
go lanjut..............

!@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@#$%^
the urine i GUK for like 45mins,
and b4 that no toilet at all,
plus on the road i drank 1.5l of water,
that time chiu many ppl took photo of me le,
lai ling lagi say i very humorous becoz i 忍尿。==

then ah mint say ji ji say,
when we ppl feel likepassing urine,
actually we only collected 30% of water in the bladder,
so both of us keep collecting lo.

finally reach inside 1U le,
that time still ok de.....
then look for parking lo.

Mei~ called,
she say she and season looked abt 20mins for parking,
then tease us to jiayou.

fine,
we turn.....
we turn...........
we turn...................
We turn.......................
WE turn............................
WE Turn...................................
WE TUrn..........................................
WE TURn....................................................
AND WE TURN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

niama jibet whole 1u so damn big no parking de ar?
then got one fella,
women lai de,
standing at a parking bay reserving parking,
ah mint see le damn dulan.
she keep repeating "so evil !!!"
(dun ask me, i also dunno why she love that word so much)

then she say "ei Martin,等下有位的时候我下车霸着啊"
at first i dun really agree lar,
ask one girl go down shir.

but in the end she insist wo,
so she go lo.
when i was pusing-ing back,
i found a blank parking. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

then i park lo,
i rmb is A15.
she say she at CXX wo.
then she ask me take out her bag de clothes,
and bring the bag to her.

u know lar,
female de bag hor,
male dun touch is better de lo,
then i ask her come back.

that time i alr very very very beh tahan.
then finally she came,
she take her stuff,
lagi say "ei martin, 你不要看啊"
DENG~~~~~ IMAGINE IF SHE DIDNT COME BACK ?!

ok now we rush to toilet.
finally we see Jusco in front of us.
i rmb where the toilet is,
then we go in lo.

finally released,
usually male urine hor,
u take out the "cannon"
u "aim" the hole first,
then just relax, no nid pull trigger it will shot de.

but today hor,
the "cannon" mulfunction liao,
i must use my abdominal muscles,
to input pressure so that the "yellow (i think is white) missles" can be shot.

was when urine-ing hor,
idk why, but i seriously dropped tears.....
perhaps i GUK too long le. LOLs.

then wait her come out,
damn long de.........
must be crowded.
and Season de msg arrived
"我们在35号"

so me and mint rush to them lo,
when walking i praise her,
"哇不错喔，你走路很快下,还跟得上我"
then she say her kaki cacat de,
dunwan walk so long,
so walk faster.

memang got cacat de,
she keep knocking me......
damn imbalance. LOLs.

then we try to spy sia Mei de iphone cover lo,
but no clue at all. LOLs.
then saw i mini fan. RM29.90
"哇很便宜下喔"
then i look at the plug. ==

that mini fan is for car use de,
that plug is use to plug in the hot hot the socket there. (dunno wat its called)

finally reach neway, (her on foot direction not bad. LOLs.)
then lagi need to go upstairs,
she一拐一拐de walk,
i see le also 心酸。

yeah reach inside le,
season say the surprise plan kinda success.
Loyce and Foot hide in toilet wait mei come in.
most funny is william,
mou la la we all acused him he book kbox de,
becoz we cant say is loyce book de mar.
Mei tot loyce no come de.

when william receive the call,
"har?!我book的？。。。。。哦。。。。
啊是啦。。。。我book的。"LOLs.

then sing lo,
that loyce and william macam gay de,
keep molesting my legs,
they say very warm. Gay like hell.

foot was unwell,
but after that sohai yi xiang came,
the atmosphere changed.

he sing Show Luo & Elva's WOW,
aiyo hard to explain la,
but he made the whole group laughing,
and yet he enjoyed himself. LOLs.

mei and season keep singing song i nvr heard b4,
so i dunno how to write more on this la.

mint hui most 惹，
"这首歌太低音了我唱不到。"
wat the........

william got addicted to eason (no 's' in front de, dun mistaken) also,
i think is my effort lai de lar,
assume is my effort lo. LOLs.

after that pergi beli bbq de ingredients,
wah yi xiang memang FISHMONGER de son
got pro dao wo when it comes to shopping for fish (no 's' or 'es' taukah?)

at the japanese sushi corner there,
foot me and yx saw something funny
there was a fish named AJI written on the price tag,
LOLs. then we sohai sohai say, beside that is ALI,ABU,ABAR......

shop shop sia,
ok pergi check out lo.
then the group split into two.

mei,season,foot and william one car.
the rest follow me.

then pay parking lo,
go out lo.
loyce guide road lo.

then guide wrong lo,
then three point turn lo,
then the title lo -- IIIIEEEEKKKKK BOOOOMMMMM.
(no la, the IIIIEEEEKKKKK very short only)

when doing 3 point turn,
i turn right,
then backturn to left,
while stopping, i look to left, no car,
look to right while asking mint hui
"ei 明慧有车吗？"
at first she was looking at left also de,
then she look at right,
at the same time a white colour shadow flew very fast by.
then the title lo.

then of course get off car la.
then aunty,
she doesnt seem old,
but around 35-38 liao de.
wtf 娃娃音shir.....
really feel like slapping her.

then we nego here nego there lo,
i say i give u rm50 u go do first,
if not enough then u call me.
even number also give le lo.

she say rm50 not enough lar,
fine we wait,
so she call her husband,
her husband call his nephew,
who is a mechanic also.

he say need rm150.
fine we split lo.
but i recall last time i go the car,
2 scratches lo,
also same price.

that time we also called Mei de brother and mom liao de,
they coming,
so we wait lo.

while waiting,
loyce say "如果美玲的哥哥来，可能就不用给酱多了"
then he and mint say "hump,如果美玲的妈妈来根本就不用给了"

so we wait lo.
his brother de blue colour Wish come le,
wah when he get off the car got look like Dai Gor Dai. haha.
the he see the car,
then see mine.
"ei 幢到后面啊 ?"
"O."
"okla, settle 了。"

then they go talk talk sia lo,
we go listen.
the aunty say,
"我有horn咯，我horn很大声"
mint:可是我们四个人，八个耳朵都没有人听到
me:没有吗aunty,如果你有时间horn还了horn四次,作么没有时间停?
aunty:我没有讲我horn四次啊，我只是horn很大声.
me + mint + loyce:你刚才讲horn你四次的喔.
aunty:我没有啊.
daniel to mei's mom: i think we should drag them(me loyce and mint)
aside so we can settle this.
LOLs. i heard it so i walk away lo, mint and loyce followed.

then they adults keep talking lo,
suddenly settled liao.
can go le. LOLs.

dai sei la,
first she say 我有horn很大声.
second time she say 我有horn你们四次,最后一次特别大声咯. (acceptable)
third time she say 我horn一次罢了. (BULLSHIT!)
then first and second time she got add this infront,
"我远远就看到你们来，ei作么退后的？我就horn咯."
ei, u alr see us u lagi come? == LAME.

when i was looking at the back window,
even without my contacts i can tell she was accelerating de lo.
i think she didnt see me at all.

fine la now very GENG~ le,
so we follow Mei de bro de Wish lo,
then i forgot to on lights,
too scared.

Loyce keep apologizing to me,
aiyo really not ur fault la silly,
accident mar.

then Mei's brother say,
"你的车小事罢了，
明天我带你去陪才华小那边，
rm15就gao dim了的，
你叫美玲带你去啦，
他会的。"

chiu geng lo,
if ur paying attention,
u should see this sentence b4
"你最好不要有事啊，不然你以后都不用驾车了"
so scare so scare so scare.

but then,
Lee Jia Wei de voice calmed me down.
LOLs. the tan yi xiang,
chiu 烦，LYDD (in the case, it means many 废话）
me and william keep kicking him to make him shut up.

after that cut cake lo,
and season show mei the wallpaper she made,
really got leng dao leh.

the stupid mei suddenly say
"ei黄鸿毅，我还记得去年你是第一个call我的咯"
"我都在你家了还call屁啊？"
then everyone started calling her live. LOLs.
macam phone money alot,
bo bian my phone no battery,
if not i join them sohai also de.

after eat cake,
go send william back home,
wah his house is as dark as him,
no light de. geng geng.

then season drop me and mei back at mei de house
and she headed home.

malam lo,
loyce and yi xiang go gamble with those adults,
my car alr crash,
if i go other ppl de house gamble lagi 还得了？！
so i rejected meiling de mom de invite,
i just sit and watch.

but i got feel abit uncomfortable la,
ppl owner ask u play u say dunwan. LOLs.

the sohai yx won rm200.
he say wan belanja us eat breakfast to 破财消罪。
chiu funny, loyce also believe such pantang de. haha.

then at night lo,
the mei say wan talk heart issues,
but she share with mint only also (BLEKKKKKKKK),
then 5 of us fight lai fight qu for the bed,
in the end the bed nobody sleep, chiu sohai. LOLs.


~End

old man old body

today bio test,
didnt did very well lo....
really need to buy an english textbook le.

after school tkd,
wahahahahaha,
today teach those small kids how to wear uniform,
teach them how to wear belt,
macam father bring son jiang. LOLs.

next week must make training more entertaining,
yi zhang bring those senior dunno why,
they all keep laughing a playing de,
white belts train dou so serious,
must let them relax sia le.

after that,
yi zhang give zhihao, weilun, yingsheng and me private training,
wahahahahahaha my old man body also can do
tornado turning kick.
u all those youngster siam la. LOLs. biaozzzzz......

haiz,
loyce no go mei ling de bday,
lock ling also no go. sadnya.....
MEI~~~ jangan sedih ar, i will go de,
and 30th i can stay bbq liao.
overnight got 80% can lar. =)


~End

casual school life

today in school,
chemistry teacher ask de questions,
i answer dou very correctly,
then he macam got give a little smile,
very happy liao me now.

becoz he everyday macam very dulan me de,
idk why or maybe just i think too much,
when he talking to me he dun look at me de,
keep blinking aways.

水墨画period,
haiz, the teacher memang DDLY,
chiu dun like her now,
last 2 weeks baru write a post praise her,
today de image hor, drop to 0.

the computer teacher alr DDLY enough,
this one also similarly DDLY.

then Season realise something,
when i drawing,
i always place my right hand at my back,
LOLs. Natural reflex lai de.
Dunno why my inner conscious tell me to do so. LOLs.

Analytical Geometry test,
fuuyoh.
chiu sohai.

even u know how to do also cant finish la,
so much to write. Kisiao.
But i enjoy being pwned.
LMH de question memang got standard de,
last question i do wrong,
when i get back on the right track,
and finish writing the first correct equation,
"OK够了，全部交上来。"

NIAMA,
i baru get to the fun part........
but nvm at least i think dou how to do.

He got GAP me do de lo,
mungkin he saw i write dou de things can be given marks liao,
so he call everyone to stop.
LOLs. （想太多。。。。。。）

after school,
go makan,
dunno why 3XIN love elaine so much,
everyone say “渝陵回来了，渝陵回来了”
no1 mention AARON at all. haiz.
sad.
(FYI, AARON is dad, YIYI is mom. dun let her see this. LOLs)

then drive yi ern and wai hong back lo.
another day liao.

tmr bio test,
haiz.....
everyday test test test.


~End

18th

today wake up in the morning first thing of course is bath,
then put wax lo but put too much,
dunno why my hair to dry today. haiz.

nvm,
then go school.
bring a very very big de box,
ppl ask, "wah martin later u think u have many presents izzit?"
actually no la,
becoz i need to carry the cake mar.
so damn big, dun misunderstand.

whole day 2 recess also very horrifying.
memang scare got ppl come in and "wax" me,
luckily no.

finally school bell ring and finish school le,
i saw guan you come in,
GG lo. then he say “不要怕，我不是找你。”
LOLs. eat lemon.

walk another 2 steps,
shitted.
Wei siang saw me.
then guan you rush out from his class,
sheng khai back stab,
GG liao lo. Kena aluba liao.

My inner surface of my thighs damn pain lo,
friction cause heat de leh is like they dunno. ==.

after everything settled,
zhongyan video-ed it,
Meiling and Lock Ling only come.
come le lagi say,
等我来先吗. niama.......

then go down lo.
wah suddenly Ah mint called,
she say she wanna come wo.

got happy dou sia,
i know her 3 months only,
she come back celebrate with me,
but in the end only know,
she is loyce de representive.
Nvm, loyce memang got my heart.
XP. blek.

then we go kepong jusco lo,
wah, traffic jam like hell.
but me manage to reach there in one piece.

there dunno wat cinema lai de,
every show starts after 5 one.
when we reach alr 4.30 le.

so we go sushi king lo then,
after 3 months,
i still eat the slowest. ==

Ah Mint memang love veggie de,
keep eating sweetcorn. LOLs.

Mei lagi geng,
say wanna test cake,
she str8 poke open the plastic film wrapping the cake,
the film was to transparent i tot it was a glass cover,
but it wasn't.

the original plan was to stay at sushi king de,
but i dun think there is a suitable place to cut the cake lar,
so we go either old town or station 1 lo.
we paid and walk out.

after that william called lo,
he say need to wait season until 6pm,
so we waited.

then go popular met Chee Woei,
memang sad leh him,
walking around all alone.

Mei bought a cake recipe book,
Ah Mint downgrade be primary tuition teacher liao,
she surf her teaching reference books,
manakala me and chee woei read STPM bio.

after that sohai stuff coming le.
Mei and Mint one car.
Me and Lock Ling one car.
William and Season one car.
Do wat?
play hide and seek. LOLs.

the ah mint ar,
walao er,
super geng lo her driving,
cannot u-turn de road she go u-turn,
i followed. ==

the big truck almost hit her car lo back then. GG
mana Season drive to?
she go all the way straight until a roundabout to u-turn.
that time traffic damn jam,
while i was stuck on the road,
i look back kepong jusco at my right side,
"OLD TOWN WHITE COFFEE"
right beside Starbucks.
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

while she was going u-turn we parked at the entrance of
a typical business centre.
waited damn long.
The Lock Ling scare cold,
but she insist on leaving the air cond on. ==
Pelik betul.

then season come le lo,
wah memang geng wo.....
str8 rush towards,
langsung no see me and mint de car.

Mint lagi geng,
langsung dunno they passed by.
Me and lock ling very mangzang liao,
dunno mana they went to.

so i call mei and ask them drive front lo,
we drive towards the front,
suddenly see Season driving at us on the opposite direction. ==
the road 明明 is one way,
i really dunno how she do it. LOLs.

the 2M more geng,
didnt see them AGAIN.
then lockling ordered the 2M stop at where they are,
me 将错就错，
one way road 2 way use also.
go trail Season.
LOLs.

by the time we found them,
they alr found the 2M liao.

ok mint hui guide road again,
walao eh,
her car alr go passed the junction,
she lagi can turn back and go in the junction de lo.
Bo bian,
that time alr 7pm like that liao,
dun waste time,
saman jiu saman,
everyone followed. LOLs.

then we pusing here pusing there,
lockling suddenly say,
"我来这里酱久好像都没有看过station 1 咯。"
i was like "OMG, MINT HUI !!!!!!!"
but right after she said that,
and we made a left turn,
station 1 was at our left le. Haha.
lucky~~~~~

the first thing we do after getting inside,
is GO TOILET. ==
the toilet wasn't seperated by gender,
so me and william go in first,
the lock ling at outside damn cute,
"请问里面有人吗？"
u push sia the door u mar know la. LOLs.

inside station 1 Season only clarify,
that Old Town in K.J. just opened not long ago,
nor wonder nobody knows la. Haiz.

Then we cut the cake lo,
and ordered drinks only.
William macam very thirsty,
没两下alr finish the mocha dunno dunno wat. LOLs.

Mei de cake memang not cooked,
but dunno why,
the watery watery layer tastes good.
Then lock ling start teasing my cake liao.
"你的cake就很像一个硬的chocolate,
只不过它放进嘴巴不会溶"
william beside me laugh like hell. LOLs.

first time hor,
i bday hor,
cut two cakes at once de lo.
LOLs. that time alr very 得意忘形，
i didnt think dou a very good wish,
haiz..... sad..............

after that Mint drive home alone,
the 3 PJ kias go home tgt,
i send lock ling home lo.

Wah,
we chiu GENG~~~ while on the road,
road dark dark,
tak tau mana to go.
Then she macam kid kid jiang de,
dunno her directions can trust anot somemore,
that time alr 8pm le. T.T

but in the end her directions were right lar,
we made it to her house safely.
Dunno why her sister come out open the door so fast,
chiu geng,
i quickly drop her down then run le.
later she suspect we pak tuo then very complex liao.

now i more geng le lo,
only left me in the car liao.
must trail back the way i came from,
wah luckily last year oct went to AHHOE de house,
i still rmb some road there,
and successfully reach Selayang Mall,
ok then turn sia turn sia drive drive sia,
reach CHKL.

finally 我找到了回家的路。（感动地说）
the time is alr 8.15 like that.
My family and my aunt de family alr finish eating,
haiz, bday boy absent.

Memang throw face,
i felt terribly sorry.

reach home at 9pm like that,
haha then reply those wished in fb till 1am.

wat is the most happy part ?
5 ppl celebrate with me leh,
and got 2 driving de. wahahahahaha.

wat is the most depressed part?
12am nobody called. NOT EVEN ONE.
all msg msg msg msg. haiz.

nah Mint hui now i retype here,
the best present is :"12am ppl call me and sing me bday song"

next year no more secondary school life sure more syok de,
wahahahahahahha.

Thank you:-
Mei Ling, William, Season, Lock Ling, Mint Hui and everyone else
for ur presents and wishes.
special thanks to YiYi and ur every year hard made card.
(but FYI i dun really like chocolates lar. haha)
but still i really appreciate that.


End~

周公去了哪里？

这整个星期，
过到很痛苦，
天天都不够睡的。

应该是假期的时候，
日月颠倒，
开学后生理时钟需要更多的能量，
把生活调回正轨吧。

天天我都尽量早睡，
却未曾能够早起，
严重到连alarm有没有响我都不懂。

星期一，
就算没理由也要驾车去学校了，
要不然生活上好像少了一块，
我也不懂要讲什么，
不写废话这个post就很短了。==

灵感啊灵感，
在我需要你的时候，
你死去了哪里？
haiz.......................


~End

哲学性的美术课

六年在中华，
今天是我上过，
最有意义的一堂美术课。

往年老师一进来，
就是三部曲，
1)自我介绍
2)交待课程
3)讲有的没的的无谓条件

这个不同，
sry是这“位”，
她跟你谈，
“为什么要上美术课”
不愧是主任。

of course，
这也是书本的范围啦，
but他讲得很不错咯。

但她做错了一点，
既然说到美术，
她虽然有经验，
但她凭什么用，
自己的眼光去说别人的眼光对于错？

还为别人的答案评分,
LAME.

不过她也有她的道理。
他说到的一点我非常同意，
上美术就是为了提高人们的想象力。

美术/艺术，
再客观，它还是有一些些的主观，
因为人类的思维并非完完全全相同。

有的人天生失明，
但美术让他们的心灵找到方向。
他们凭想象去“看”世界。

有的人天生无臂，
但美术让他们凭想象，
“画”出一幅美景。

美术不只可以看，
还可以听。

美术/艺术的最高境界（我认为）
就是听别人“说的”，
用“想象”把它变成，
“自己看到的”。

即使讲的人说得再detial,
画的人永远达不到perfect,
可是同时又要让讲的和画的人，
看了之后觉得this is it，
这就是美术的一大难题。

没有人可以去定论，
别人的“美”和“不美”。

不过，
“想象”却仍然可以让人一人之间，
找到共鸣。

这有差别兴的共同点，
就是美术。


~End

first official school day

morning is another assembly,
fang cheng had really did a good job on his script,
the speech was quite cool
and entertaining.

still,
students act awkwardly,
they clap their hands whenever unnecessary,
lamos.

after 6 years of school life,
i finally heard an announcement
that actually request the teacher to assemble on time,
all student, roughly 4900 ppl,
were right on time while the teacher's arent.

muahahahahhaha.
to the prefects: good job.

today nth much special,
only the bio teacher very funny.

"去年呢，
我校有两位学生生物获得全国十大，
现在他们做了助理，
我请他们出来跟你们分享怎样准备统考。"

the first one said
"你们最好在其个月前就准备啦，
因为一个月来说真的是不够的。"

second one said
"如果你们上课有做笔记，
没有睡觉，老师的功课有做，
自己复习下，是可以跟得上老师的进度的。
然后每次评测都有读啊，
统考前用一个星期就够准备了。"

this shows that they really not 串通 one,
one said 1 month is not enough,
one say 1 week 1 nearly enough,
with terms and conditions applied. Haha.

but the whole scene was quite weird,
although this is wat a school should have,
you know like calling seniors to share their exp,
but just now it's just weird. LOLs.

P.E. period,
wtf marching shir.......
every year got sports day i sure participate,
just to avoid being pick to join marching,
now cannot avoid liao.

zhong sun was quite Wendy's fan,
he was marching with 同手同脚。

english period,
we made fun of the teachers name,
well, only me and season la actually. LOLs

Steal Chicken Rice,
Cheong Kai Fun (CKF)
or KFC - Khai Fun Cheong quote Season.

My quote?
luckily his first name ain't Fan,
if not he will introduce himself like this.
"Hey, i'm Fan,
Fan Cheong."
LOLs ！！！！！！！！

after is sienz sienz sienz and sienz.

except for chem lar.

when the 日月三州 came in,
his first impression was,
"wah,最后一节啊，死咯！"
LMAO. XD

idk wat he meant by that,
but one sec ago i was telling season he sure very funny de,
the second later he spilled that line out. LOLs.

after school,
hehehehehehehehehe........
go ask jianlin wat happen la,

now i'm a little bit scared.
perhaps i should be absent on Jan25th.


~End

unfamiliar streets

1st day in the morning,
get called to the hall for jokes,
disciplines and vice headmasters must have sharpen their volcabs,
comparing to last year,
this year we're gonna have a bench of rocker administrators.

classroom: fifth floor
number of stairs:10
number of steps of stairs: yet to be known
minimum number of times of using stairs per day:4
total min. number of steps on stairs per day : better dun count.

teacher : nice but not very active (80 out of 100)
classmates: 80% geeks. ==
estimated school life: doomed but still had hope

during recess walking on the streets,
actually it's more on climbing stairs,
either of it, the atmosphere still seemed different.

many familiar faces had gone,
those u seen them quite alot every day or year,
yet u dunno their names,
those u avoid as much as possible,
suddenly just disappear as u wished,
those u nvr seem to talk to,
by now dun even had the chance to be proactive,
are GONE.

all of the sudden,
good byes suddenly seem so real,
those background actors (strangers) u used to see behind
while talking to ur alr known friends
are going to be absent forever.

it's like ur the first day at school.
the only thing that is different is,
u have known friends, but little.

finally no nid to me monitor anymore,
but my life seemed so empty all of a sudden.
season had the same feeling after,
retiring from being president of her society too.

tkd kids finally grew up,
they can even plan their own training schedule,
we seniors had become sub-characters,
dun worry i'm not sad at all,
BUT PROUD OF U ALL.

i can leave in peace,
u guys really dun nid me liao.
good luck on it lar.

canteen is like a million miles away,
think of the distance alr full le,
hungrily walk there,
eat until full,
walk back in class straight feel hungry again.

Claps.

For the following 200+ days,
good luck everyone.


~End

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