IIIIEEEEKKKKK BOOOOMMMMM (mei bday part 1)

wake up in the morning,
and get back on bed,
becoz it was raining. LOLs.
7am automatically wake up leh,
see mei ur bday so important in my subconscious.

then next wake up is alr 9.30 lar,
parents still sleeping,
fine i pack my stuff then go play game.

finally they woke up,
we go breakfast.
now the story starts.
It all started with an M---MEI~

*phone ringed
"hello 黄鸿毅啊？等下你可以载陈义翔回吗？"
"不是睡你家咩？！"
"蛤？你讲真的啊？"
"是啦不然骗你作么？"
"deng....哦酱你等一下啦。"

parents heard the keyword liao,
"你看人家都没有豫你去他家睡,
你不要去啦。"
"现在新年家里都没有收拾好你这里跑那里跑，
等下还去人家家麻烦人家。"
"不然我们在你去啦，我懂你要在你的朋友，
我们也载他去咯，酱你不是不会break promise啦。"
"不用紧的你爸爸载你去到1U,晚上再去PJ在你会啦，
你都讲你爸爸25孝的吗，到半夜他也去载你的啦。"
"今天又下雨你不要驾车啦，你又不熟路，
上次你讲你走错路你懂我们几担心吗？"

the mom keep mumble mumble only,
non-stop,
i just say "不要" "不要" "不要" "不要" "不要"

ok finally everyone face black black liao,
then before i depart,
dad:"你最好不要有事啊，不然你以后都不用驾车了"

oklo go lo.......
feeee xia feeeee xia reach le kepong,
the mint hui say she waiting in front a vegeterian restaurant,
then i park right in front the restaurant,
she was at the opposite building,
but TRUE is it STILL IN FRONT the vegeterian restaurant.

so make a big turn go pick her up,
it was raining,
i parked beside a tent showing cars de.

she opened the passenger seat door,
then just stand there for like 15secs.......
"你准备好要上了吗？"
"hm."
"一。。。。二。。。。三。。。。"
she only rush in. ==

then she start blabbering how she spend her money lo,
then talk this talk that lo,
then talk talk sia i say dou i very 尿急。
she also say she very 尿急 becoz tadi very cold.

the whole way to 1U we no on aircond de,
trying to make our kidneys to sweat the urine out. LOLs.
then she say "不如我们拍一张你尿急的样子咯"
actually i dun mind,
i form 3 graduation trip,
go lanjut..............

!@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@#$%^
the urine i GUK for like 45mins,
and b4 that no toilet at all,
plus on the road i drank 1.5l of water,
that time chiu many ppl took photo of me le,
lai ling lagi say i very humorous becoz i 忍尿。==

then ah mint say ji ji say,
when we ppl feel likepassing urine,
actually we only collected 30% of water in the bladder,
so both of us keep collecting lo.

finally reach inside 1U le,
that time still ok de.....
then look for parking lo.

Mei~ called,
she say she and season looked abt 20mins for parking,
then tease us to jiayou.

fine,
we turn.....
we turn...........
we turn...................
We turn.......................
WE turn............................
WE Turn...................................
WE TUrn..........................................
WE TURn....................................................
AND WE TURN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

niama jibet whole 1u so damn big no parking de ar?
then got one fella,
women lai de,
standing at a parking bay reserving parking,
ah mint see le damn dulan.
she keep repeating "so evil !!!"
(dun ask me, i also dunno why she love that word so much)

then she say "ei Martin,等下有位的时候我下车霸着啊"
at first i dun really agree lar,
ask one girl go down shir.

but in the end she insist wo,
so she go lo.
when i was pusing-ing back,
i found a blank parking. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

then i park lo,
i rmb is A15.
she say she at CXX wo.
then she ask me take out her bag de clothes,
and bring the bag to her.

u know lar,
female de bag hor,
male dun touch is better de lo,
then i ask her come back.

that time i alr very very very beh tahan.
then finally she came,
she take her stuff,
lagi say "ei martin, 你不要看啊"
DENG~~~~~ IMAGINE IF SHE DIDNT COME BACK ?!

ok now we rush to toilet.
finally we see Jusco in front of us.
i rmb where the toilet is,
then we go in lo.

finally released,
usually male urine hor,
u take out the "cannon"
u "aim" the hole first,
then just relax, no nid pull trigger it will shot de.

but today hor,
the "cannon" mulfunction liao,
i must use my abdominal muscles,
to input pressure so that the "yellow (i think is white) missles" can be shot.

was when urine-ing hor,
idk why, but i seriously dropped tears.....
perhaps i GUK too long le. LOLs.

then wait her come out,
damn long de.........
must be crowded.
and Season de msg arrived
"我们在35号"

so me and mint rush to them lo,
when walking i praise her,
"哇不错喔，你走路很快下,还跟得上我"
then she say her kaki cacat de,
dunwan walk so long,
so walk faster.

memang got cacat de,
she keep knocking me......
damn imbalance. LOLs.

then we try to spy sia Mei de iphone cover lo,
but no clue at all. LOLs.
then saw i mini fan. RM29.90
"哇很便宜下喔"
then i look at the plug. ==

that mini fan is for car use de,
that plug is use to plug in the hot hot the socket there. (dunno wat its called)

finally reach neway, (her on foot direction not bad. LOLs.)
then lagi need to go upstairs,
she一拐一拐de walk,
i see le also 心酸。

yeah reach inside le,
season say the surprise plan kinda success.
Loyce and Foot hide in toilet wait mei come in.
most funny is william,
mou la la we all acused him he book kbox de,
becoz we cant say is loyce book de mar.
Mei tot loyce no come de.

when william receive the call,
"har?!我book的？。。。。。哦。。。。
啊是啦。。。。我book的。"LOLs.

then sing lo,
that loyce and william macam gay de,
keep molesting my legs,
they say very warm. Gay like hell.

foot was unwell,
but after that sohai yi xiang came,
the atmosphere changed.

he sing Show Luo & Elva's WOW,
aiyo hard to explain la,
but he made the whole group laughing,
and yet he enjoyed himself. LOLs.

mei and season keep singing song i nvr heard b4,
so i dunno how to write more on this la.

mint hui most 惹，
"这首歌太低音了我唱不到。"
wat the........

william got addicted to eason (no 's' in front de, dun mistaken) also,
i think is my effort lai de lar,
assume is my effort lo. LOLs.

after that pergi beli bbq de ingredients,
wah yi xiang memang FISHMONGER de son
got pro dao wo when it comes to shopping for fish (no 's' or 'es' taukah?)

at the japanese sushi corner there,
foot me and yx saw something funny
there was a fish named AJI written on the price tag,
LOLs. then we sohai sohai say, beside that is ALI,ABU,ABAR......

shop shop sia,
ok pergi check out lo.
then the group split into two.

mei,season,foot and william one car.
the rest follow me.

then pay parking lo,
go out lo.
loyce guide road lo.

then guide wrong lo,
then three point turn lo,
then the title lo -- IIIIEEEEKKKKK BOOOOMMMMM.
(no la, the IIIIEEEEKKKKK very short only)

when doing 3 point turn,
i turn right,
then backturn to left,
while stopping, i look to left, no car,
look to right while asking mint hui
"ei 明慧有车吗？"
at first she was looking at left also de,
then she look at right,
at the same time a white colour shadow flew very fast by.
then the title lo.

then of course get off car la.
then aunty,
she doesnt seem old,
but around 35-38 liao de.
wtf 娃娃音shir.....
really feel like slapping her.

then we nego here nego there lo,
i say i give u rm50 u go do first,
if not enough then u call me.
even number also give le lo.

she say rm50 not enough lar,
fine we wait,
so she call her husband,
her husband call his nephew,
who is a mechanic also.

he say need rm150.
fine we split lo.
but i recall last time i go the car,
2 scratches lo,
also same price.

that time we also called Mei de brother and mom liao de,
they coming,
so we wait lo.

while waiting,
loyce say "如果美玲的哥哥来，可能就不用给酱多了"
then he and mint say "hump,如果美玲的妈妈来根本就不用给了"

so we wait lo.
his brother de blue colour Wish come le,
wah when he get off the car got look like Dai Gor Dai. haha.
the he see the car,
then see mine.
"ei 幢到后面啊 ?"
"O."
"okla, settle 了。"

then they go talk talk sia lo,
we go listen.
the aunty say,
"我有horn咯，我horn很大声"
mint:可是我们四个人，八个耳朵都没有人听到
me:没有吗aunty,如果你有时间horn还了horn四次,作么没有时间停?
aunty:我没有讲我horn四次啊，我只是horn很大声.
me + mint + loyce:你刚才讲horn你四次的喔.
aunty:我没有啊.
daniel to mei's mom: i think we should drag them(me loyce and mint)
aside so we can settle this.
LOLs. i heard it so i walk away lo, mint and loyce followed.

then they adults keep talking lo,
suddenly settled liao.
can go le. LOLs.

dai sei la,
first she say 我有horn很大声.
second time she say 我有horn你们四次,最后一次特别大声咯. (acceptable)
third time she say 我horn一次罢了. (BULLSHIT!)
then first and second time she got add this infront,
"我远远就看到你们来，ei作么退后的？我就horn咯."
ei, u alr see us u lagi come? == LAME.

when i was looking at the back window,
even without my contacts i can tell she was accelerating de lo.
i think she didnt see me at all.

fine la now very GENG~ le,
so we follow Mei de bro de Wish lo,
then i forgot to on lights,
too scared.

Loyce keep apologizing to me,
aiyo really not ur fault la silly,
accident mar.

then Mei's brother say,
"你的车小事罢了，
明天我带你去陪才华小那边，
rm15就gao dim了的，
你叫美玲带你去啦，
他会的。"

chiu geng lo,
if ur paying attention,
u should see this sentence b4
"你最好不要有事啊，不然你以后都不用驾车了"
so scare so scare so scare.

but then,
Lee Jia Wei de voice calmed me down.
LOLs. the tan yi xiang,
chiu 烦，LYDD (in the case, it means many 废话）
me and william keep kicking him to make him shut up.

after that cut cake lo,
and season show mei the wallpaper she made,
really got leng dao leh.

the stupid mei suddenly say
"ei黄鸿毅，我还记得去年你是第一个call我的咯"
"我都在你家了还call屁啊？"
then everyone started calling her live. LOLs.
macam phone money alot,
bo bian my phone no battery,
if not i join them sohai also de.

after eat cake,
go send william back home,
wah his house is as dark as him,
no light de. geng geng.

then season drop me and mei back at mei de house
and she headed home.

malam lo,
loyce and yi xiang go gamble with those adults,
my car alr crash,
if i go other ppl de house gamble lagi 还得了？！
so i rejected meiling de mom de invite,
i just sit and watch.

but i got feel abit uncomfortable la,
ppl owner ask u play u say dunwan. LOLs.

the sohai yx won rm200.
he say wan belanja us eat breakfast to 破财消罪。
chiu funny, loyce also believe such pantang de. haha.

then at night lo,
the mei say wan talk heart issues,
but she share with mint only also (BLEKKKKKKKK),
then 5 of us fight lai fight qu for the bed,
in the end the bed nobody sleep, chiu sohai. LOLs.


~End