his name is najib (mei bday part 2)

around 4 am i slept,
loyce wake me up at 8.
i wake le slp,
slp le wake,
wake le slp again.

the rest woke at 9.30.
we dress up sia then head out for breakfast.
go a called KAYU de resraurant.

the tan yi xiang,
memang nvr go mamak de. (althought he say he went b4)
10 item in the menu he got 8 need me describe de. ==
we ordered a roti tissue,
CHIU TALL de lo, i think got 60cm lo.

then mei de eldest brother with his primary school fren come,
loyce ask them "uncle 要一起给吗？"
then the uncle ask us for the bill,
he took it and go pay le. LOLs.

now yixiang sot liao.
hahahahhahaaha.
he say later go starbucks.

of,
tummy fully filled le,
go fix my car.
we act go car wash,
then ask them polish the "wound"
WTF!!!! i dunno wat solvent they put,
those white scratches,
just WIPE, then come off liao. clap hand.

after that my mood super duper happy liao.
LOLs. hahahahahahaaha.
so go starbucks,
fine.... i forgot wat i ordered.
mint say mine very nice.

but it's not wat i wanted,
loyce order de is wat i wan !!!!! haha.
we played snakes and ladder,
the two girl keep taking photo only,
loyce, yx and me keep struggling,
the winner or the one at the highest number wins,
and gets meiling's kiss.

although we know meiling wun give de la,
but wat still like maniacs trying to make ourselves loose. LOLs.
MEI LING BU YAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JK la.

then take photo again,
foot got new 定理 alr,
got mei = got photo. ==

now a white kelisa blocked my way out,
wah the Mei hor,
chiu dun give face,
POOOOOOOOOOO...........................
POOOOOOOOOOO...........................
POOOOOOOOOOO...........................
she horn like super rude de.

but she didnt feel dou,
or PJ is like this de? LOLs.
then the girl come out,
she still very happy jiang.
(in cheras we'll say horn nei ge lou mou a?,
in PJ she say o...haha.... sorry ar. still very happy de.)

okie conclusion,
PJ ppl horn like that de.

then when sending back mei home,
we turned into season de house,
wah chiu like those western country de house.
haha.

then drop meiling home,
and 带着依依不舍的心情 go "home".

first drop yx and loyce at 1u,
today i didnt ran la yx dun worry,
last time at villa angsana,
yx havent take his bag in the car boot,
i alr driving away le. Geng dou him ar. LOLs.

then say bb lo,
and loyce suddenly say "happy new year ar"
me and mint. ==||||| okie......... LOLs.

ok now send mint back home,
she talk abt her 唱高音 de legacy again.......
and then go her house lo.

he house de compound damn X10000 big.
can build volleyball court de lo. wat the hell?
ok she get in the house le.

no i go home lo.

i go last time send lockling go home de road,
but i forgot the path half way. SHIT.
then its all out sixth sense.

i follow the sign board go KL de,
then drive drive sia,
fuck, isnt that batu caves far in front? diu lo.
then i reach a split road,
the left road didnt say where it lead to,
right de is IPOH, GENTING. DIU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

before de sign board is jln. ipoh, KL.
now i'm wondering did i add the "jln" myself?
becoz last year october i also tot jln ipoh and ipoh same,
and got on the wrong road. GG.

so haiz,
BOK SAT la,
turn left,
wah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luckily i reached a roundabout after going straight for some while,
and i saw twin towers far far away.
now i calmed down liao.

i turned 2'o clock, (the rounabout kinda oval)
go straight go straight sia,
i saw KL tower. hahahahahahaha.
they're like symbols of miracles suddenly.

then i keep on going str8,
and saw USF solutions,
i not sure the name,
but the factory kinda familiar,
so i keep on going str8,
finally reach selayang's roundabout.
i finally can yell out,我找到了回家的路。

now dad called, (he in good mood liao)
he ask me go Pav.
fine lo i go.

then i recall ytd Wai hong them going to watch great day,
so i ask them where they are,
they say they in ts.
so i go join them.

again,
NO PARKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just when i found parking,
their movie finish,
so 巧.
i waxed my hair in car then get off liao lo.

i walk there not even 40 mins,
dad called,
ask me go park at show parade,
and he drive me to Pav. LOLs.

while in car,
i tell them the "title"
they say scare wat?
u dunno ppl langgar ur butt they wrong de ar?
they no scold me,
still encourage me next time dun let him go away,
ask him pay. LOLs.

the stupid ban mee damn cursed,
i wait him cook so long,
first bite havent take,
it pours on my pants.

fine i go toilet clean.
then i saw a X chonghwa student,
somehow i think he know me,
i dunno him but RECOGNISE him.

when he see my,
he LAUGHED, not smile. LOLs.
so we chat lo.

你是几时毕业的？
你觉得咧？
应该二十岁了。
原来我酱老，我才19.
没有啦因为我好像很久没有看到你了吗。
你什么班？
高三里仁？
哦。。。ei你门几班哦？
四班。
你数学好吗？
还好咯。
谁教？
刘明华。
cheh,酱你就放心了啦。LOLs.
we chat kind much although we're strangers.
he waiting toilet to bangsai,
i waiting toilet to clean pants. LOLs.

then shopping lo.
wah then going upstairs at the escalator,
my primary school fren sms me.
she say she saw me. LOLs.

i'm just too popular. =)
but i could see her,
i tried to find her,
she say she working at centre court,
still cant find her, suan le BAHH.

then go eat lo.
and the time i step in my house. 10.30.
then havent go in my room,
go out again.

me and dad go maybank.
now ar it's like we're cursed.

at home,
the side window wun open. JIBAI !!!!
then radio not functioning too.
we manaully push the side windows open,
then reverse.

SHIT, reverse camera also not working,
he say the fuse int he circuit must spoil liao.

then we go Maybank.
he filled the cheque slip,
then wanna depostit eh cheque liao,
3 machines all spoil tgt.

fine he say wait tmr.

now go CIMB bank,
i waited 30 minutes in car,
dad say he wanna deposite rm1500,
new money lai de.

the machine wun accept,
it says max is rm500.
fine he separated it into 3 partitions lo,
the machine still dunwan accept.

after 30mins he give up,
and say tmr do la.

now go RHB bank,
he get off the car not even 2 mins get back le,
walao eh 都几点了还酱多人，
明天才来了啦。

now we wanna go fix the car,
most accessory shop close,
just now we saw a garage still open de,
but after we "settle" our stuff,
the garage close liao.

we long long sia found another garage.
go in ask the malay guy help us go.
he check the front circuit board,
he say the fuse are all fine.

then he check the one below the steering de,
that one burst liao.
his feet was lying on the floor,
his body lying on the carpet and fix the fuse.

when he get up,
i see 3/5 of his butt clearly,
he was really really fat,
his pants drop alot when he get up.

he ask
"nak balik kampung ke?"
"ya"
"kampung kat mana?"
"yong peng"
"oh yong peng, saya mersing punya"
"oh jadi nak diving mesti pergi cari kamu la" (my dad loves diving)

then everyone done,
we thanked him,
truely and sincerely thanked him.
dad ask him
"semua ni berapa?"
"kamu suka la"
"har? saya suka?"
"ya bagi apa apa pun boleh la"
"tak mau la nanti saya bayar kurang kamu marah la"
"tak pa punya"
"sepuluh cukup?"
"boleh"

then they shake hands. LOLs.
"kamu ni apa nama?"
"najib"
"oh, ie bukan itu najib ar?!"
"oh bukan, itu lebih kaya, saya takda duit punya"
LOLs. they're alr like buddies.

then he wished us happy new year and we go home le.
LOLs. wat a day.

11.34 only step into my room.
then i act meiling go call meiling wish her happy bday AGAIN,
(becoz she bu shuang, haiz annoying rite? nvm la, i like this de,
she see this she sure laugh de.)
but then she still rmb wat i said when i call her leh last year,
see this kind of fren memang dai sek.

but this year she no call me,
haiz.............. 扣分。

okla i think nth liao.
thank you for reading ALL OF IT.
nite nite and happy new year everyone.


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