It Happens

cant think of a proper name for this post,
so i use my latest mantra as title.

today morning,
i "adopted" ming hao  by invinting him to sit my car,
he was walkin from segambut roundabout to school,
dunno why the stupid bus drop him there.
zhong yan said he saw him too,
but he dun think they know each other so he just drive by.
see, so heartless.

then we drop by 7 eleven b4 head into school.
i was hoping for standard breakfast,
like a hotdog or something,
but the food tray was empty,
so i took a plastic sealed kaya and red bean bun instead.

in school, the talk SUCKS,
mark my words, SUCKS !
the lecturer spoke so silently,
the projector wasnt clear too, (in my opinion)
everyone starting from the person on my right to the end of the row,
WAS SLEEPING.

u can see each and everyone have their very own style of sleeping,
we have the lend-on-shoulder style,
upper-body-on-tights style,
head-bend-to-the-back-and-snore style,
you name it.

last 15 mins of the speech,
stomached......
went to toilet lo obviously.

played my phone game while landing my leftovers on the toilet bowl.
after that i hang my phone on the water tap,
while i use the pipe attached to it to clean my...... well you know wat i mean. =)

now happy lo, the pipe suddenly drops,
water splashed all over the left side of my pants,
my phone was wet too.
then i suddenly realised 2 years ago the seller said
"i heard ppl telling nokia 5800 is waterproof one"

today,
by he i declare her theory, IS TRUE.
my phone was fine,
just that my pants are wet.

after that,
get on my car and changed,
i was spying around,
hoping no1 see me naked inside,
and succeeded.

then ah mint called,
she say dun be shocked,
i was really shocked,
then i ask her dun to over.

for those who checked by fb status,
you know i bought a converse shoe ytd,
then this kind of shoes,
ppl like to put two shoe laces on each of them,
i masters the way of chaining the  laces,
but now have no idea how to tie them. = =

they were too long...........
i need to make 3-4 extra knots,
haiz..... style always comes with trouble. = =

ok now wait and wait and wait......
finally she reached,
and i was like. O.O
so pretty? (hee..... an shuang lar you, let u shuang sia.)

well the dress was ALOT different from wat i expected lar,
she was wearing a skirt with full red roses,
small one.

last time she say she bought a flower flower de dress,
i tot it was flowers with big petals,
then very colourful one,
more like hawaii style, then that will be too over lar.
but just now that one was fine.
go ask photos from her,
i dun like photography de.

ok now go pav lo,
after passing my old tuition centre,
i took the wrong road,
but the wrong road also leads to the same direction,
and actually they merged too,
erm hard to explain la.

in all, i too an illegal turn,
then the MATA came.
!@#$%^&*( i bet he was hiding somewhere,
waiting for me to take the illegal turn one.

now this part we ask the witness to tell
better then the victim to describe lar.

"As time passed, we reach pavilion, Here's the awesome thing. He took a wrong action, turn right at the wrong place at wrong time, spotted by a traffic police. By the way, he knew it is illegal to turn there. We stopped by the roadside, Martin went down the car, but. The police asked him to went back to the car. Now I knew it. Evil Malay police, u wan rasuah say la, wan ppl get back to the car worr. Martin:" sir sorry la sir, saya memang tak tau tak boleh belok kanan." police:" bagi lesen dan ic." that time Martin was shivering, I quickly comfort him. Martin:" kau nak rasuah tak, bagi satu chance la."( stupid, where got ppl ask laidat de, I was at beside shock dou). Police:" jangan cakap rasuah, tak elok tau? Tak elok." Martin:" okok. Keep it secret. Belanja kau secret recipe." omg, I laughed like a puppy when I heard the SECRET RECIPE. Police laughing too:" ei, jangan buat lawak la." Me:" boleh settle ar? ( this is the right way ar)"
Den we lost rm50. Malaxia is hopeless!!"
                                                   (extracted from temporary called isabelle's blog)


then parking lo,
and went for movies.
she really cant live without subway one. ==
but today we ate 1901 hotdogs,
luckily i was able to watch HP7 part2's trailer inside,
and transformers trailer.
YES, I LOVE WATCHING TRAILERS INSIDE CINEMA.

we learnt a new word "INNER PEACE"
kungfu panda 2,
super duper worth watching.
then the silly girl very persistent and keep asking,
"Panda and Tiger can be together de meh?"
then i answered "maybe they both also 8n de leh? who know's. it happens"
and i got another "很烦咧.."

now we dunno where to go le,
just keep walking around looking for something to eat.
in the end, we went sushi zanmai,
for me is AGAIN. last night just ate,
for her is FIRST TIME.

then she keep repeating,
low budget ar low budget ar.
in the other hand? ordering non stop.
we chatted for like 4 hours inside (according to her)
after that go pay.
the bill was just FANTASTIC.
the actual value?
go figure la......

then she shop clothes lo,
ooooo there something i forgot to tell her de,
"next time wanna buy clothes, wear ur sports attire and slippers"
she change go slow dao,
after she picked one,
and paid for it.

she saw a display set very nice de,
i also think nice de,
but we cant find it,
so i used wat we have just learned "INNER PEACE"
buy one enough,
so we left lo.

and boys out there,
if u ever heard ur sis, mom, girlfren, aunty, grandma or any girl telling u directions,
DO NOT LISTEN.

while we're making our way back to pav from fahrenheit 88,
she keep knocking me to the left, (she was walking on my right)
but i just keep walk str8,
she tot i act like nth happened,
i turn around and say,
"你刚才走错路咧？假假幢我去左边以为我不懂？"
then she laugh like a puppy lo (her mantra lai de)
and then i got another "好烦哦......"

now even syok-er then the police saman my car,
i lost my car....... ==
while literally..........

i forgotten where i parked. GG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we walked around for abt 45mins,
while on the way i was using "INNER PEACE"
to trace back my memory,
i saw a photocopy shop,
when i step in the mall from the car park on my left,

Fortunately,
we found it after going around in circles.
i ask her paid for the parking and i drive her home.
(but one week b4 that la, dunno who say "we go somewhere near ur house la,
so u no nid to fetch me all the time, i go home by pub transport")
then today see me, first thing say "shit!!!! i left my cupcakes at home.
(she baked cup cakes ytd)
but i still think this is trick lai de,
even though she said she didn't mean to left the cupcakes at home.
well.... IT HAPPENS.

the drive drive drive drive.
the traffic jam jam jam jam.
she say avoid the segambut roundabout becoz there very jam,
so i took jalan raja laut.

my plan was to reach my mom's office then go str8 until chow kit,
and turn back to jalan ipoh,
but b4 we reach chow kit station,
i was mislead-ed by my old memory.

i saw kfc and turned left,
we end up in segambut roundabout. LOLs.
becoz i rmb-ed wrongly, 3 years ago,
i took bus from titiwangsa to mutiara,
the bus was going that way too,
i guess my unclear memory really was unclear. haiz....

we talked alot in the car,
highly confidential sorry......
then reach her house.
she go get the cup cake,
and i saw her trying to kick her dog,
becoz she say the dog was trying to go outside,
pls la, u wearing dress pls. XP.

then the case like saturday happened again,
she heard one fm playing 范玮琪-最重要的决定
then she get on the car again to listen the song,
walao, we're right in front of her house somemore. ==

that day, saturday,
she heard F.I.R. -ATlANTIS,
also dunwan get down,
in the end yixiang and meiling get on my car also.
chiu fan~~~~ everyone dunwan eat dinner liao.

ok after that i head home lo.
chiu tired. that's all. hee.


Fin~         <- dunno correct format anot, too long no blog le. XD.