Redang day 2-3

morning,
XCC woke up b4 me,
he keep calling me to wake up,
i act like i was deaf. XD

he kept on shaking my shoulders,
kicking my back,
swing me left to right....

but do u know the feel when u have the urge to sleep,
and dunwan to get up,
suddenly someone spam waking u
then u have to hold ur smile very hard
so that the person didnt know ur actually awake?
ya i got that feeling this morning.
brahahahahahahaahahaha.. (<- new laugh)

then XCC went to brush teeth,
i just wash my face lo,
lazy mar. =P

we headed to the canteen (lets call it canteen from now on)
other relatives alr finish their breakfast,
and they save some for us.
it's around 9am alr,
the canteen is going to dispose all the food,
becoz breakfast time is 7.30 to 9am. LOLs.
sleepy pig me.

alright i'm energized now,
suit up and head to the water.
we play sia play sia wait time to pass.

first snorkel session starts at 10.30,
but after some delay we departeded around 11am.
today, grandma joined us.

while we bring he to practice b4 11am,
she only dare to float on water,
didnt even dare to look down the water,
to she rent the goggles for fun only. LOLs.

today, the boat stopped in the middle of the ocean. O.O
we and XCC, (best swimmers)
jump down.
i even shouted "abandon ship !!!" while jumping
chiu act..... i know. ==

the instructors said,
DO NOT STEP ON THE CORALS,
becoz some might me poisonous,
and it takes 2-3 years to heal. O.O

so we swam very carefully,
the fish were much similar,
just that we realised,
swordfish also can be classified into blunt sword and sharp sword one,
well the one we saw had a slightly longer mouth,
overall is looks like a swordfish but it's mouth ain't that sharp. LOLs.

the instructors set a limit where we can go snorkel,
well, literally lar,
becoz he just point point here point point there and say
dun go over there, there, there and stay around here here here.

i believe everyone follow instructions,
it's just the waves suddenly grew wild,
and everyone got blew away.

me and XCC didnt realise too,
we were snorkeling, snorkel snorkel and snorkel,
we saw ppl go beyond the intructors limit,
and we laugh at them and say they sure GG later.

well, our theory was right,
the waves blow them further away form the boat,
but if u see abit further,
u can see our resort was in front of u about 50km away,
judging from the direction the wind is blowing,
u will be blown to shore too,
but whether ur in one piece that's a different story la. LOLs.

XCC swim fast and he was getting closer to the boat,
me? i was doing typing machine mechanism action.
what do i mean,
well i suddenly feel like pee-ing u know?

perhaps the water pressure was too big i cannot force my urine out while in the water,
and so i cannot swim properly,
after two days of snorkeling i found the frog style most useful and the fastest.
and u nkow while using frog style,
ur lower body must be very flexible de mar,
but that time my knees need to close up becoz i feel like pee-ing (involuntary action)

so bo bian lo,
i swim swim swim,
swim till beh tahan le,
urinary system kacau le,
i stop lo,
then the wind blew me backwards again. ==
and i'm like a typing machine............

afterthat i saw a rope attached to the boat,
floating on the water surface,
instead of doing 0 displacement nonsense,
i swim towards the rope and pull myself forwards.

finally i'm on board,
i ask the malay "bang, ada toilet tak?"
"tak ada o."
GREAT.

ok until now i only realised less then half ppl were on the boat,
everyone started to get panicked,
an indian little boy,
CHIU FAN !!!!!
keep crying and shout "mama..... mama....."
walao i feel like slapping him lo.

my grandma was on the boat too,
she got panick keep asking ppl to go save them.
then i look around and found out,
my 5 cousins were missing,
my mom was no where to be found,
my sis is not around too.

SHIT LO~~~~~~~~~
i rush to the back of the boat and i saw 3 ppl were sitting on the rocks,
while they were big rocks, so it's considered a small island,
well u get the picture.....

others were clinging together in 3 groups,
they were quite far away from the boat.
and grandma really panic le,
she keep shouting the captain to turn around to save them,
i wish he could move faster too,
becoz i really need to go to the toilet.

then its rescue mission time,
the boat turned around and sail towards them,
i started to see ppl coming up
but i still dun see my mom and sis.
i started to get worried. (see, my mind is not all abt pee de. =D)

after 10 mins,
the rescue mission ended up in success,
everyone was fine,
my sis came back laughing,
well i was expecting she will cry de but nvm,
this indicates she grown up.

but cousin Seven cried,
she was swimming towards a life buoy with his husband one,
her husband was a good swimmer too,
but a malay instructor drag her to another life buoy,
so her husband (Han Wen) get blown further to another rubber tyre lo.

now we headed back to the resort.
the first thing i would do very obvious lo,
i no nid to tell u le.

so  i tell u the second thing i do,
LUNCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
walao, chiu hungry lo.
we talked abt the stupid waves,
the corals, the fish, everything abt the sea.

 me and XCC, two 无聊人士，
played with flies. ==
we were sitting at 背光处，
so our shadow's were very dark and there were flies on the table.
we wave our fingers mid air and let our shadows "touch" the flies.

when our shadows "touches" the flies,
the flew away, and land on another spot.
then we "touch" them again.
we repeated this for like 3 minutes,
and he same up with a conclusion,
"ei Ah Yi (he call me Ah Yi one), 我现在才懂哦，原来ｆｌｉｅｓ怕我们的ｓｈａｄｏｗ的．"
LOLs.......... brahahahahahahahhaa

while having lunch,
i saw a female angmolang,
wearing bikini,
her ass chiu big,
while she was sitting down,
her ass vibrates too. i felt like vomiting. ==

when the finished,
she turned around,
then i only found out she chiu old liao de,
and i tell XCC,
"原来是老的，不怪得屁股下垂啦，好心点咯，穿到酱影响我的胃口。"
evil hor? i also think i evil. LOLs.

after that went to relax.
me, XCC and Hui went sleeping on the bench in front of our rooms.
i got another nightmare again. LOLs,
this time very relavant one.
its about the sea.

i was holding a 相思豆 while sleeping,
becoz cousin Joey found alot and put some one the bench,
then the nightmare was a fish swimming to towards me and wanna bite me,
pretty much is piranha,
then i swing my right hand to land a backfist on the fish's head lo,
my physical hand was moving too,
and the 相思豆 get thrown away.
CHIU FISH...........

i quickly look to the left,
XCC and cousin Hui was awake too,
they didnt laugh so i guess they didnt see it. LOLs.
i quickly went back to dreamland again.

3.30pm le,
second snorkeling session,
this time is 20尺,
the previous one was 15尺 only.
i felt bored,
becoz most corals were destroyed,
the view was not as beautiful as 7 years ago when i last came redang.

just before i decide to stay at the resort and sleep,
dad came back from diving.
he asked me wanna to take photos underwater anot?
i say 要要要　！！！！！！

finally i got something to do.
but the dad forgot to bring the silica gel,
so i use the one in my computer bag de,
and it doesn't work. (familiar mou mei?)
so all the photos i take was 90% similar,
becoz the water vapour in the water proof case of the camera blocked the lens. =(

this time the waves grow wild again,
and I WANNA PEE AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deng myself,
perhaps this is destiny lai de,
everytime i go out play also got toilet problems,
haiz..... it happens. =(

but this time,
the wave's direction were in our favor,
he drive us towards to boats,
so we save alot of energy. hee.

this 20尺 de diving have better corals to see,
there's one i;m not even sure is coral anot....
its all green in colour perhaps its just a rock,
covered with algae lar.....
but the brown coral around it look very Bio.
it's exactly the same shape as a normal mitochondria,
and when u look at the bigger picture,
its actually like the human brain's cortex and the green rock
act as the pituitary gland. LOLs. 想太多。

 ok then go back wo,
and i toilet again. ==
now VOLLEYBALL TIME !!!!!!
cousin Hui memang got trained b4 de,
at first we only play 开球,
haiz..... all noobs.

after that cousin Vivience, Han Wen and cousin Seven go play water,
we me, Hui, XCC and Xiang 4 boys.
we also play 开球 only........

then a malay man from another resort de came join us.
he wanna take on the four of us wo......
GG..... yet he won.

but we were not bad too (seriously),
just the he get used to the sands alr,
his mobility chiu high.....
almost every ball he can catch de.

while on the other side of the field,
we 跌跌撞撞，遍体鳞伤．．．．．
nolar no 遍体鳞伤.....
just whole body sand lo.

after 2 games,
more and more ppl join the party,
or should i say,
more and more ppl come sapu us.
XCC de kiu ball technique quite bad,
(mint, wat do u call that again? the thing u and balia did well one)
we lose alot of points while they open ball.

Hui de 封网 chiu geng,
memang is trained b4 de,
he block ALOT of balls,
of not our score cannot see one,
might even worse then the score,
me and mei vs ahlok and nyintet. ==

afterwards,
we and hui headed to the shower,
XCC and xiang went back to the water,
u guys wun sienz de meh? ==

XCC's mom was in the room alr,
she said the shower spoil AGAIN,
STUPID RESORT CHIU LAME !!!!!
still got lamer de, read below.


after bath,
dinner lo,
bbq dinner somemore.
i ate kids plate only,
fried rice,
vegetables,
sausages,
nuggets,
fish balls.

and hor,
they didnt rip of the scales of the fish they cook one,
so the skin was like bitterish bitterish,
and so hard to chew too. yucks.....
but their saucing very nice.

ok,
after dinner,
everyone lazy to go back the room,
so we stay at the canteen and play CHO DAI DI lo,
after that more and more ppl wanna play,
so we play a new game,
XCC;s idea.

called BASTARD 21.
next time teach u all ar.....
the lose one drink beer lo. 8.8% alchohol. hee.
everyone were like drunker,
keep aiming the price.

at first there was no prize,
only punishment,
and the loser need to eat a spoon of sand. GG.
and i lose the first round,
luckily they say testing round only. phew......

soon bastard 21 sienz liao,
we play 骗牌 lo,
11ppl, 2 decks,
the game was endless.
all of the suddenly blackout.

see? the resort lame mou?
niama, no electricity o,
so everyone went to walk on the beach lo.
the sky was full of starts that night.
chiu beautiful,
next time go pat tuo must go this kind of place.

dad say he go back to take torch light,
it took him a decade,
so we youngsters walk to the pub far away,
while sister and mom waited for dad on the spot.

while in the pub,
those aunties ar.......
open dao........
haiz..... here i go again.
alr 一把年纪，still dress like 18,
go shake their ass,
摇两下，喘三下。。。。。。。hopeless.

Han wen, XCC, vivience, seven shared a carlsberg tower,
while i drink coke only.
noob hor? i also think i noob.....
but i really dun feel like drinking mar...... paiseh,
hanwen lagi say i lapsap. ~~~~~T.T~~~~~~

after the party time is over,
the music stopped,
everyone sit back and chat,
by everyone i mean those we didnt know de also la,
the talk theirs,
we talk ours.

XCC finally cannot endure liao,
he go buy 2 tokens for pool,
he had been want to play since the day we arrive.
Han Wen go sapu him.

Han Wen chiu chiu chiu pro........
he said we played alot last time while working part time.
me and Hui noobies.......
haha...... but we still had fun lar.

it around 2am le,
we walk back to the resort.
STILL NO ELECTRICITY.

luckily the manager gave us another extra room,
with aircond somemore,
the room was solar powered.

my only purpose is to charge my phone. LOLs.
becoz the battery was flatten while i turn on the torch light app.

4guys and my sis in the room.
sis was very good, she slept silently.
dad and XCC walao like opening disco,
the "bass" non stop one,
me and hui cant sleep.......

u know wat i mean right?
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha.

ok next day lo,
i sleepy pig again. LOLs.
but today no breakfast le,
me and XCC seriously late liao.
we only got a bowl of porridge, 2 slices of bread and an egg.

then photo session lo,
dad talked to the workers abt last night,
the workers turn from story telling to 诉苦。

he said the laobanniang,
dunwan spend money to upgrade their resort,
they have 3 generators,
2 spoiled,
only 1 functional.
nor wonder the opposite row to electricity lar.

then the foreman always drunk de,
including last night. so no1 fix the generators lo.
the manager tried to fix it,
but failed,
and it's his decision to give those family with children extra rooms so kids can sleep.

in all,
the workers are good,
they're very polite,
the food is good, just the fish need some extra processing,
the only thing it sucks about the resort,
it the 老板 and 老板娘.

one stingy and another one scare of wife,
pui!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

around 12.30pm we reach the jetti,
dad went to take the car while we shopped for souvenirs,
i went to find someone's very troublesome de t-shirt,
grab some decorations and head on the road.

we had lunch in a restaurant called
Madam Bee's Kitchen,
very popular one,
been on tv many time.
but i nvr heard of it la. LOLs.

the shop was very very very small,
its like a family business,
but the food was really good.
i love the quote on the wall the most "屋宽不如心宽。＂
give him/her a thrillion likes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
very 贴切．．．．．．．　totally suites the restaurant.

after lunch,
hit the road again.............
when i woke up,
oh! its dinner time alr. ==

9pm eat seafood dinner......
10pm finish.
depart again..........
home sweet home at 1am. GG.

everyone had enough sleep on the road liao.
reach home everyone watch tv,
play cards,
online.

had supper,
cup mee, milo, snacks and CUPCAKE. O.O
luckily it didnt spoil lar, if not i'm gonna get killed.

4am le, i'm still awake,
check my fb games,
haiz loyce didnt play them,
but bo bian lo,
he also went vacation mar.
it happens. =)

next morning everyone went home lo.
and left me alone blogging.
i was 4 days of blast. hee.
thank you all for the wonderful experience.


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