Sunday, June 26, 2011

begin by a "last show"

it has been two days since everything finished.
everyone departed with joy,
but yet everyone have the feeling not willing to dismiss.

the show turned out perfectly,
we know what we did wrong in our own parts,
but the audience didn't.
they gave us their full applause,
we enjoyed seeing them enjoyed.

Just like the main person in charge say so,
the moment he declare our group is officially dismissed,
we felt weird too..... we leave without regrets,
but to think that it is the last time we do something together,
it's just weird.

we didn't know each other for too long,
to be precise,
we only know each other for more or less 2 weeks.

somehow the whole crew had their hearts chained together,
from actors to backstage crew and to the directors,
we did what we had to do,
we reminded each other what we have to do,
we gave each other ideas how should we do,
we helped each other did what ourselves must do.

everyone is still burning with excitement,
well at least for this moment we all still do,
it's up to the school,
whether we had a second chance to get together again.

the moment i get myself involved into the whole play,
i tell myself this is my last show,
so play my own role without fail.

unusually,
i didn't just play my own role,
i played many of others roles,
well i bet everyone did the same.

as we practice,
we listen and watched others perform,
in the end we even memorized our friends' line,
the way they play their role and everything.

and i was wrong about something,
this ain't our last show,
it's just our first. =)
love you all !!!


~End

Saturday, June 11, 2011

第三集-妈妈们的柠檬鸡

scarlet:“喂喂喂,听说这个星期天有场剑道比赛,要不要去看?”
(乐玲没有回答, 只是看着天空。)
美馨:“喂!乐玲,你有没有在听啊?”
乐玲:“蛤?什么?”
美馨:“这星期天有剑道比赛,你要不要看啊?”
乐玲:“雨剑会去比赛吗?”
美馨:“我想会吧。。。。整个学校里他最强了。怎么了?对别人有兴趣吗?”
乐玲:“兴趣是有,但不是往你那个方面想。只觉得他好像很多故事。”
scarlet:“故事?”
乐玲:“没什么啦。哈哈。”
美馨:“心事还差不多吧。。。他老是愁眉苦脸的。”
scarlet:“童年不乐观吧。缺乏父母的爱是那样的吧。”
乐玲:“我倒不觉得,因为我看到他乐观的一面。”
scarlet:“有吗?”
乐玲:“不散场说话,并不代表不会说话,她心里的话都写在部落格里。”
美馨:“不会吧。。。。他不想是会写部落格的人耶。”

(ei?!都还不确定他是不是,tearless太早下定论了。)
乐玲:“哦,哈哈,那也对,看来我是把他和网络上另一个陌生人混在一起了。”
scarlet:“都说你想人家想疯了吗。。。。。”
乐玲:“哪有?。。。。。”
美馨:“哈哈。”
乐玲:“对了,怎么没看到可慧呢?”
scarlet:“哦。。。。她病了,放学去他家看看她吧。”
乐玲:“不能哦,我今天得去买点东西尊卑晚餐,父母都不在家。”
美馨:“叫外卖不就行了吗?”
乐玲:“我不太喜欢她抱回来的食物,冷冷的吃了也不舒服。”
美馨:“真搞不懂你在想什么。。。。”
乐玲:“哈哈,去上可吧。”

   放学了。乐玲到了公园附近的商店买了晚饭的材料及一些水果。
   在回家的路上,他遇见了雨剑,一个人坐在水池旁的长凳上,她停下了脚步。
“又是那没有方向的眼神”她心里想着。于是他走向前去打招呼。

   “hi"
  雨剑缓缓地抬起头,看到了乐玲后,眼睛突然睁大了许多。

“哦,hi”
“看到我没必要那么惊讶吧。。。。。”
“哈哈,不好意思,只是没想到会有人会叫我。”
“你在做什么?”
“你不需要知道。”

  乐玲,没说什么,只是嘟起嘴。
“你会做饭吗?”
“ei?!哦,会啊,从妈妈那里学的,但也没有很好吃啦。”
“哈哈,妈妈吗。。。。。那你们俩最擅长煮什么?”
“柠檬鸡。”
“哦,hm......谢谢。”
“谢谢?”
“我妈煮的柠檬鸡,是我吃过最棒的。杀那间想起来了。”
“哦,原来是酱啊。哈哈哈哈,你一定很想念她吧。”
“你也知道她死了吗?”

(他那句话,说得很快,也有少许大声,或许他不想让别人知道吧。)
“死了?什么意思?”
“没什么。对不起,刚才凶了一点。”
“哈哈哈。。。。没什么啦。”

雨剑慢慢地站起来,双手插进大衣的口袋里,转过身背对着月玲。
“总之谢谢你,但以后当你看到我一个人在这,还是别理我吧。”

“哦。。。。。”

雨剑背对着乐玲往前走,
只从口袋里伸出左手道别,
"tata...."他边说边走。

(夕阳的光虽然不怎么很亮,而他也穿着黑色的大衣,
他走向向光处,不但没有挡住我眼前的阳光,
视线里的一切,反而更明亮。
我看得出,他那往常灰暗的背影,
放晴了。)

    晚饭后,月玲看见tearless的部落格更新了。


    公园越来越有小时候的味道,
    水池旁的水分子,老是滋润着不想流泪的我,
    但是那柠檬鸡的女孩,
    却把一切倒转了。


    水分子不再是单单无味的,
    而变得有点酸了,
    这不是柠檬的功劳,
    而是那女孩的话语,
    帮助我把差点被遗忘的泪水,
    找回来了。


    眼泪不仅仅是咸或淡的,
    也会有酸的时候。
           
                                    Posted by: Tearless

(虽然自己看得明白他在说什么,
可是不在场的人或许不知道吧.)

    huh? 今天写得好深哦?
                                    Commented by: Melody

今天我已可以下定论,
陈雨剑,你就是tearless.

第三集-完

Friday, June 10, 2011

活下去

今天四点多就起来了,
醒来以后,去上厕所,
结果就睡不着了。

滚来滚去,
还是觉得很烦,
结果就开电脑算了。

不知道为什么,
开了pps突然想到一公升的眼泪,
之前只是说很感动,
所以就看看咯。

先讲几句废话,
原来一公升的眼泪是日剧,
不是韩剧。==
原来是连续剧,
不是电影。==
严重炸到咯。

看不错看,
呈现手法我很喜欢,
也哭到很爽,
不过到后面有点哭到闲了,
产生了antibody. LOLs.

女主角chiu chiu chiu chiu chiu chiu chiu美,
而且还蛮像很想lailing的咯。
不要暗爽。LOLs.

男主角有丑到,
可是几很man下,也很sweet,很护花使者的feel
最棒的是,
他在生活中,明白了生命的重要性。

女主角暗恋的那个男生,
嗨。。。。。。。。。。
烂透了。。。。。。。

结局超好,
可是没有讲到那个男的最后怎样了,
嗨。。。。。。。。

“只要把手放在胸前,就能感觉到自己的心跳,原来我是活着的。”
like X1000000

剪了一个自己看了都怕,
训导看了一定抓的头发,
下次还是不要更那个uncle讲“随便”算了。
LOLs. =)

没关系,
头发还是会长的。

回到正题,
左脚伤了将近16个月,
又一度本来好转的,
但之后又再伤了。

看见女主角,
日拼夜拼地做复健,
我也是时候好好想办法,
只好自己的脚了。

表面上大家相处得很好,
却有人想要退出,
我剩下的时间也不多,
真的得想想办法,
把学会搞好了。

开始是怎么样的,
j结束时应该就是怎么样的。
在我还穿短裤的时候,
跆拳道是非常有生气的,
前辈们并没有市场鼓励晚辈,
但却制造了一个很开朗的气氛。

“总有一天要超越前辈”
当初短裤的卧室这么想的,
现在长裤的我,
开始觉得厌倦了。

所以,就算我的脚动不了了,
也至少要用心去成为学会的支柱。
哈哈。试试吧。

想一想,
今年都还没有正式地打过一场sparring,
左脚啊左脚,
你要争气一点了。 =)

YiZhang,
印象中,从来都没有和你打过一场呢,
找天吧。hehehehehehehehe. =]


even if your body can't move anymore,
at least your soul must go on.

~End

Thursday, June 9, 2011

just get over it

this post is dedicated to those for just had their hearts broken,
well everday we see ppl come and go,
you nvr know which one of them is the "destined" one,
u might think the one u facing is the one u meant to be,
but if u look at the bigger picture,
ppl really does come and go,
it's just at that moment u find someone that suites you,
and it is urself who defines him/her as the "destined" one.

in some cases,
love is just like fishing,
u use the rod u have in your hand,
u fix the bait,
and just threw it to the big wide ocean.

there plenty fish outside in the blues,
they have their right to fall for ur bait,
you have the right the throw them back to the ocean after catching them.
but now we're talking abt the case when u caught something,
they let you rail them in and yet they bit u and then jump back into the ocean.....

if you choose not to revenge,
just look into the scar on ur hand,
and rmb it for the rest of your life and look for a second fish.

if you choose not to let it go,
just dive into the water,
and catch it with ur bare hands and tell it,
I'm your destined owner,
pls stay with me.

ppl usually ask me what to do when you're sad while you just break up,
well...... i find this quite useful,
just flipped into those sweet conversations u guys shared before,
go back to the places where you two been before,
look into the pictures you guys took,
think of his/her smile, laugh,
anger, sadness, mantras, everything.

after you're done,
take a deep breath,
slap yourself hard on the face,
and hit the "delete" button.
remove everything you guys have in common.

well for me,
memories just stop me from going forward,
i appreciate those who gave me such wonderful memories,
but i believe,
if you guys will be friends again,
new photos, messages, mantras, facial expressions
with different inner meaning will be sent from the same person again.

there's no point keeping the pass,
when u can have a better future.

the you from tmr will laugh at the present you,
your "ex" will become your "ex-ex" when u break up again,
another person will always take the name of "my boyfriend/girlfriend" in your point of view

and last but no least,
once you left someone,
try not to go back to the same person,
it's nothing wrong,
but to me,
it's like a punishment or karma,
because since u choose break up,
you choose to let go of him/her in your own favor,
when u choose to return,
your just discriminating the both of you.

always think twice,
before saying "i'm sorry i cant be with you",
"let's break up" "i dun think you suite me"
miracles do happen,
but not everyone is lucky enough to experience it.


~End

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

recently...

well i must say in this holiday i've see alot of things more clearly.
i got a better draft of what kind of person i wanna be.

to start.......
i realised ppl stopped telling me i'm very 感性
while reading my blog.

i'm not sure whether it's a good thing or not,
but at least i changed,
i define that "change" as an improvement,
at least i'm not the old dull 感性 martin all the time.

today went badminton,
saw two ppl lcly,
come challenge me,
in the end i own them like they doesn't even worth defeating,
but in the other hand i do feel a little bit of the old me while playing with them.

last time while i was going chess competition all the time,
i defeated quite some highlight pros and got too proud,
in the end i was owned by my own fren who is just a normal player.

but now the current me,
prefer to refine my skills,
max them to the extreme before showing it in front of public.
hmm.... i guess that's more mature.....
and even when i failed to do something,
my humiliation would be reduced to the minimum.

i used to be the role model among my frens,
and the idol of many other parents,
as time passed,
i found myself ain't that perfect actually.

now i'm just a nobody,
preparing everything to be that somebody,
somebody to maybe my family,
my society, my country, or just some special girl.

well...... i should have done this in the very first place,
i mean i should be aware of the day i will become nothing,
while i was something.
but it's ok
i dun think its too late to wake up now. =)

after chatting with my best friend,
and see how he treat his girlfriend,
i realised i still have much more to learn.

btw, dun be mistaken,
i'm not comparing myself to the world,
theres no point winning the whole world either,
it's just that i really think i'm still quite far,
from being an ideal boyfriend.

by "ideal" i mean as in
knowing the to do and not to do a boyfriend should know,
ya, i'm still learning.

we talked about our pass girlfriends,
we discuss about our mistakes,
we imagined that day we bring our girlfriends to primary gathering...
we analysis differnt type of girls we met in school
hahaha...... and i got a better idea on what kind of girl suites me. XD

and there's no point for that one person,
who you dont even know whether she's alive or not,
since it has been a pleasant memory for like 8 years,
just let it be a pleasant memory for eternity and keep moving on,
instead of day dreaming, hoping it will become reality once again.

even if we meet again someday in the future,
i should just invite her to a coffee shop,
talk abt those blissful moments we have been through before
think of the flashbacks when we were little all over again,
and say "goodbye, take care" to each other at the end of the day,
wishing each other to have a better life with some other person.
ya, i think my story deserves this kind of happy ending. =)

as loyce said,
你在选人家,人家也在选你。
i wont say we shouldn't ask too much from ppl around us,
because i believe when we request someone to change,
we hope they can be a better person.

but yet, before we request for something,
we should prove to the other party,
that we are worthy to ask for something from them.

on the other hand,
there's nothing wrong to request something
even if you're still not worthy to others to believe in,
but if you were worth others to believe in,
the chance of others accepting ur comments would be higher isn't it?

so just improve yourself,
for the sake of your own self and others.

dunno why,
i'm highly attracted to blonde hair girls lately,
it like when i have the feel to turn around,
the first person i see is blond haired.
and i was like "woah..... O.O" hahaha.
is this a message from god or something?
alright dun think too much.

you know cartoons ain't that bad for adults you know?
(erm.... i'm 18 liao, so pls accept the fact that i'm classified as an adult)
after summarizing the moral values i got from several movies and series,
i found this quote that's suites me
"it's not what you were or what you will be that makes you who you are,
it's the present which defines what kind of person you really is."
i will keep this in mind.

i might have hurt quite a few girls in the pass,
i tried my best to treat other girls nicely.
try to make them happy,
try to understand a woman's heart,
and of course try to reduce my guiltiness.

yet, i think i should stop doing that....
well i enjoyed helping others,
i enjoyed being there for ppl when they need me,
i felt relieved when i actually mean something in their hearts.
but i wasn't doing it for a completely positive purpose.

what ever happend in the pass,
should stay in the pass.
that's why we dont name those things as "present" or "future"

then what should i do now?
keep being nice to girls,
keep being there for them,
keep learning to understand them,
for the sake of their happiness only, NOTHING ELSE. =)

i'm not really doing something grand or marvelous,
i just take that as a responsibility,
not in the point of view of a boy,
but in the point of view of Martin.

of course boys are welcome to request for my help too,
but only limited to those who are younger than me.
the rest should have the ability to take care of other younger boys and girls like i do.
well..... thats what i think,
to accept or to oppose it's your choice.

ever since the day i was born,
i having been talking craps,
and ALOT of it too.

some just pure nonsense,
some sarcastic,
some ironic,
some immature,
some childish,
some funny but pointless,
but hey, no1 ever thought me that u know?

it's like a gift from god,
if this is wat u guys mean by "不要酱幼稚啦你"
or "好心你成熟一点啦" as written in my previous birthday cards,
well u guys should give up doing so.

literally this is a part of me,
whether its a positive or negative thing,
see how u think lo......

i think its fine to make others laugh by humiliating yourself,
because as i said before,
i'm easily pleased with ppl's smile.
in the end,
it's just a give and take of joy to me.

but if u ever need a 稳重 and 可靠 version of Martin,
just gimme the signal,
i'll transform immediately. =)

so what you've came up in this holiday?
if you're just studying blindly for ur exams,
facing your comp 24/7,
having meaningless fun with your friends,
i must say u really wasted your holidays.


you should sit back and relax,
decide your new direction once in a while,
instead wandering around in the world.

世界并没有我们看见的那么平凡,
是人们把自己认为不可能的那一块藏在心灵深处,
选择反复地混同样的日子一天一天过,
世界才会变得如此黑白单调。



~End

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

the reason the earth is a sphere

today morning,
ying chuan gave me a wake up call,
in the conversation,
she asked "你觉得我应该睡回去吗?"
after thinking for a few moments,
i recall she very 摸one, then usually overslept,
so i say "你千万不要啊。"

after that the hang up,
i go check my maple lo (my comp overnight on9 de),
click here click there,
then i look to the bottom right corner
=.=
5.15am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF.................
the morning call i was expecting is suppose to be 6am leh.

nor wonder she ask me whether she should go back to bed,
after i settle my maple stuff,
i went back to bed without telling her i do so. LOLs. 
hahahahahah chiu evil..................


the next time i wake up,
is Bryan call me liao,
6.35am. SHIT..... now i overslept. heheheheheh.


resettle maple again,
head to the showers,
then pick up yi ern at her house,
and take ampang elevator highway to CHKL.


i saw bryan and his friends waiting at the opposite bus stop,
i went pass mutiara, 
u-turn and head into Shell for breakfast,
(i was srsly hungry)


while i was paying for my muffins,
i saw Chen Jia Wei,
somehow he felt very shock when he saw me,
i dunno why,
so i just nod my head,
and b4 leaving the store i say "老师早安"
LOLs.


alright they called again and rush me,
i said i'm at shell alr.


after that 3 cars including mine parked at the bus stop,
a rapid kl dulan and horn us kao kao. felt little paiseh,
bryan's fren say "你们去前面sang suria等我们"
oklo, me,bryan,yi ern and ying chuan go sang suria wait lo,
because they need to wait for their last teammate penny.

now GREAT,
when they left the stop,
they didnt us any of the 4 of us,
they just go,
luckily i saw a green mazda 2 full of youngsters inside,
i only cathc up to them.


just when i make the corner out of sang suria,
they're lost,
this time byran call them lo,
they say the turned into BHP,
someone need to pee. (hehehehe, this time not me le =) )


so i keep to the right,
make a big turn and stop in caltex to wait for them.
while parking in caltex i can see the green mazda 2 very very far away,,
i wun say i could see them clearly but at least i can tell whether they move anot.


then bryan call them again,
"等下你们怎样去?走titiwangsa那个方向啊?就是讲你们从油站出来直走啦?ok"
when they come out of the petrol station,
THEY DIDNT CALL.


luckily i was clever enough not to belive in them,
as i said i could see thier car while parking in caltex,
so when they move i move lo.


they reach the junction le only call us and say the coming out.
wow! such "wonderful" timing.
so we go str8 lo,
we were going in front of them,
all of a sudden,
i look at the right side mirror,
and saw them turn into the junction when i u-turn into caltex.
this time i really dulan liao.


so instead of bryan call them,
yi ern call and talk to them lo.
because bryan was like a 中间人 dunwan trouble him lo.


i was hoping yi ern to shoot them with her debate skills one,
but she didnt =(.
she just ask for directions in a polite way,
whether is sincerely polite anot idk lar. =]


in the conversation i heard she say
"so你们是转了湾过后上桥啦?okok"
so i go in front of Subway to u-turn lo,
then head to the road which could leads us to PJ,
while on the bridge,
thier car was no way to be found,
ei sohais, next time when u were escorting ppl to somewhere,
can u be smarter by telling ur directions more accurately and drive slower?

i drove at full speed try to catch us to them,
finally i saw a green car, and follow lo,
suddenly it turned left and me speed was to fast, and i'm in the wrong lane,
i couldnt make the turn in time,
but the yi ern (she was in passenger seat)
saw another green car in front.


so i try to stick to it lo,
but it was a false hope.......
the colour was 90% same,
the back looks similar,
but below the back mirror,
the word "PICANTO" is telling me,
"hey u fools, u followed the wrong car, i'm not mazda 2."
o0o

now we bo bian lo,
go pj first,
yi ern called her BF,
and guide sia guide sia we ended up in no where.
then i just follow my instincts and i found myself in SS2 liao.
see? go meiling's house often got use de.

after that simply turn turn sia,
reach the junction to meiling's brother de restaurant.
while waiting for the green light,
i recall season scolded me at the particular junction
while i was putting on my shades
"lan什么yeng哦你!"
hahahahahahahahha.

alright then i go str8,
take a few more turns,
and i tell them "yes 前面就是1u了啦。"
but谁知道,晴天霹雳,
as i go further in front, tropicana city mall lai de. =((((((((((((((((((((((((((

suddenly bryan's word gave me hope,
bryan's shop was just across the road,
so he called his mom and ask for directions to taylors.

at here i must say sia sorry to females around the world,
among u all there are still a few representatives which
have the sense of direction as strong as males.

his mom guided us str8 into taylors,
every turn, traffic light, landmark, sceneries along the way,
his mom remembers all of it in her mind.
it look my she installed a FRID chip inside bryan's body,
because the know exactly and precisely where we are in every moment.

the 4 of us also discovered his mom's fav colour is orange.
why? because in the phone i keep hearing bryan repeat,
"哪里有橙色的屋顶?"...."过了giant,看到橙色的屋顶转左"......
hahahaaha. his mom seemed to be very interested in orange stuffs.

ok now i see taylor's de sign board everywhere,
we thanked his mom and search the way on our own.
i saw a building the lowest floor got "ambank" and one more shop dunno wat liao,
and i could only turn left in front,
i ask them "好像又走错了咧。"

but my guess was wrong,
after i took the left turn,
i looked to the right,
TAYLORS
seven big red 有喜有悲的alphabets。
(喜:we finally made it, 悲:my guess was wrong, i've really reached taylors.)

after that look for a parking lo,
just when i parked my car,
my right side a very old de cefiro came in,
at my right a silver myvi come in.

the 4 of us was like,
"we just got here,
so fast parking full?!"
memang is the same situation as loyce told me last time,
taylors de parking siao de.

alr go in,
grab something to eat and prepared for the treasure hunt.
our "beloved" teacher didnt pass up the forms,
all of us need to register again in the spot. wtf......

then change into their green shirt lo,
after i changed while i was walking to the basins,
suddenly a saw a boy facing me and heighten his eye brows.
i'm sure idk him so i just ignore.

while i was washign my hands,
he talked to me by look at my reflection in the mirror,
"hey where are you from?"
deep down i suddenly feel seriously unpleasant,
there nth wrong in his words, his looks didnt 得罪 me also,
just that...... erm...... alright lets put it this way.

usually when going this kind of activities i would be the one who break the ice,
u know the one who go lansuk ppl, asking "hey how are you?"
"hey nice to meet u" "hi, have i seen u before?"
but then today i dun have the mood to do it and suddenly someone took my role u know?
ya that kind of feel......
there's nth wrong but its just weird.
well it happens. =)

after monolog dalaman for a few secs,
i replied" CHKL, chonghwa indepedent."
"o"
"you?"
"ss12"
"pardon?"
ss twelve"
"o" (nvr heard of it. LOLs)
"how old are you?"
"18?"
"woah.... i'm 16 only."

niama......
his "woah" sound like
"how come u so old de?"
so i just ignore and walk out lo. ==

alrigth everyone gather around and the game starts,
its called stamp collecting,
we need to go around booths, answer their questions and they will give us stamps.

its kinda like pokemon u know?
u need to defeat 8 gym leaders and get 8 badges to go into the pokemon league,
alright i think too much. LOLs.

after stamp collecting,
we got nth to do le,
so we headed for brunch,
i was starving.

after that loyce met us at the food court.
and he gave me and ying chuan for a guide,
while the rest when to find someone.

we went to the student's live centre,
normally we wanna play pool de but we dun have 6 50cents,
so just move on lo.

after that we go to the library,
i must agree the library is well decorated,
the chairs even mesmerized ying chuan...
she keep looking at the weird designed chairs only.

then he brought us to the computer rooms,
one of them is fully equipped with macbooks.
WAH............. SUGOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then we took the elevator and go up to the computer classes,
got one class we tot it was empty de,
but the was a girl inside la,
then i act like i didnt see the girl,
but failed. LOLs.
i didnt scared them.......

outside the classroom,
dad called....
"在哪里?"
"taylors咯"
"哦,sri hartams那间啊?"
"不是啦,我在lakeside的"
"har?"
"在subang的"
"哦,到几点?"
"不懂哦,这边写到六点。"
"哇酱迟的?"
"是啦。"
"酱你去看看下他们有什么course ngam你的,问问下价钱啦。"
"ok."
hee........ but i also wun go de la, prefer staying in chonghwa.

ok now we have no where to go le,
loyce head back to the library to write his 500 words essay lo. hahaha.
then his last essay got 9 out of 10 wo,
i mar read sia lo.

his essay chiu funny......
his english is good,
but the story he blew i wun say is impossible,
just little over creative and yet it happens.....
hahahhaha..... very entertaining.

at the same time,
ying chuan was look for weird chairs again,
dunno why she so obsessed.
and i keep teasing loyce  dun have frens in taylors,
and ask him cepat go find a girlfren,
becoz everyone in taylors walk in pairs...... ==
well still got a small portion walk in groups of 4 or 5 la...
college memang is college.....

ok, its 1pm now,
we left loyce alone and met up with yi ern and bryan.
now another game has started,
we need to run to 4 stations,
one of the stations need us to throw paper balls into baskets,
one is pictionary,
one is 传话游戏,
and the last is 比动作。

the last one really really funny de,
u wanna know more just ask me lar.

after we played those carnival games,
bryan very pro lo today,
he play wat also win de.
in the end we got 150 points,
we exchange for an angry bird keychain and a stupid sticker. ==

then played bunge run,
u need to run only balloons,
and a rope is attach to ur body,
when u were running,
the elastic rope will extend,
once u stop,
the rope will pull u back.

i didnt expect the rope to be so strong,
i jek tou fly to the back when i stopped running,
then i twisted my neck too.

next time is gladiator joust,
u need to stand on a balloon stage and knock ur opponent down the stage to win,
bryan sapu me again,
because its super hard to stand still on the stage.

then go rock climbing,
bryan and ying chuan dun dare to play,
i 没两下 alr reach the top,
while yi ern still thinking which rock to step on.
quite sienz sia, hahaha.

4pm he headed back to MPH,
dun be mistaken,
MPH stands for multi purpose hall. LOLs.
prize giving time.

somehow i dunno how but somehow,
my team got no3,
3rd prize of wat award, we have no idea also,
even the prize is lame,
4 thai food coupons. ==

after that we go to a gift shop and mess around,
and a lighter very diao one.
its a status of a little boy pee-ing,
when u press the button,
fire will come out from his "bird" LOLs.

and i saw a angry bird cup,
its similar to the "i'm not a paper cup"
very nice. i like the red one.
well, obviously.... =)

next,
head to a restaurant in campus to have dinner lo,
after eating we played poker while waiting the traffic to be less jam.

ok another adventure starts now,
but i lazy to write liao. paiseh....
we go around in circles,
i can say in one day, we alr travelled 7/10 of kuala lumpur,
its quite impressing u know?

while we were lost on the road,
mint text me,
but i memang no time reply,
so ask yi ern to type for me. LOLs.
now u understand why i say "i'm lost"?

i alr took countless turns and wrong ways in one day,
then suddenly a question came to my mind,
i asked yi ern"坐我的车是不是很爽咧?每次都可以不见。。。"
then we say together "然后又回到家的喔".
hahahahahahahahaaha..........
everyone laughed...........

in the end of the story,
we really reach my house.......
well near my house lar..... ==

normally wanna drop bryan and ying chuan at kelana jaya de,
we lost le, found sign board to klcc lo,
then planned to drop them there but we lost again,
after that saw bandar tasik selatan de sign board but i took the wrong turn,
we ended up in no where,
turn sia turn sia reached maluri,
at last i drop them both at cempaka lrt.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

my petrol meter dropped from 5 to 2. ==
i go genting to and flow i think no nid that much petrol also.

when reach home,
i only rmb dad got badminton tonight,
afterthat i followed lo,
chiu tiring.

it's been a really exciting day,
i should do more such activities in the future.


~End

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Redang day 2-3

morning,
XCC woke up b4 me,
he keep calling me to wake up,
i act like i was deaf. XD

he kept on shaking my shoulders,
kicking my back,
swing me left to right....

but do u know the feel when u have the urge to sleep,
and dunwan to get up,
suddenly someone spam waking u
then u have to hold ur smile very hard
so that the person didnt know ur actually awake?
ya i got that feeling this morning.
brahahahahahahaahahaha.. (<- new laugh)

then XCC went to brush teeth,
i just wash my face lo,
lazy mar. =P

we headed to the canteen (lets call it canteen from now on)
other relatives alr finish their breakfast,
and they save some for us.
it's around 9am alr,
the canteen is going to dispose all the food,
becoz breakfast time is 7.30 to 9am. LOLs.
sleepy pig me.

alright i'm energized now,
suit up and head to the water.
we play sia play sia wait time to pass.

first snorkel session starts at 10.30,
but after some delay we departeded around 11am.
today, grandma joined us.

while we bring he to practice b4 11am,
she only dare to float on water,
didnt even dare to look down the water,
to she rent the goggles for fun only. LOLs.

today, the boat stopped in the middle of the ocean. O.O
we and XCC, (best swimmers)
jump down.
i even shouted "abandon ship !!!" while jumping
chiu act..... i know. ==

the instructors said,
DO NOT STEP ON THE CORALS,
becoz some might me poisonous,
and it takes 2-3 years to heal. O.O

so we swam very carefully,
the fish were much similar,
just that we realised,
swordfish also can be classified into blunt sword and sharp sword one,
well the one we saw had a slightly longer mouth,
overall is looks like a swordfish but it's mouth ain't that sharp. LOLs.

the instructors set a limit where we can go snorkel,
well, literally lar,
becoz he just point point here point point there and say
dun go over there, there, there and stay around here here here.

i believe everyone follow instructions,
it's just the waves suddenly grew wild,
and everyone got blew away.

me and XCC didnt realise too,
we were snorkeling, snorkel snorkel and snorkel,
we saw ppl go beyond the intructors limit,
and we laugh at them and say they sure GG later.

well, our theory was right,
the waves blow them further away form the boat,
but if u see abit further,
u can see our resort was in front of u about 50km away,
judging from the direction the wind is blowing,
u will be blown to shore too,
but whether ur in one piece that's a different story la. LOLs.

XCC swim fast and he was getting closer to the boat,
me? i was doing typing machine mechanism action.
what do i mean,
well i suddenly feel like pee-ing u know?

perhaps the water pressure was too big i cannot force my urine out while in the water,
and so i cannot swim properly,
after two days of snorkeling i found the frog style most useful and the fastest.
and u nkow while using frog style,
ur lower body must be very flexible de mar,
but that time my knees need to close up becoz i feel like pee-ing (involuntary action)

so bo bian lo,
i swim swim swim,
swim till beh tahan le,
urinary system kacau le,
i stop lo,
then the wind blew me backwards again. ==
and i'm like a typing machine............

afterthat i saw a rope attached to the boat,
floating on the water surface,
instead of doing 0 displacement nonsense,
i swim towards the rope and pull myself forwards.

finally i'm on board,
i ask the malay "bang, ada toilet tak?"
"tak ada o."
GREAT.

ok until now i only realised less then half ppl were on the boat,
everyone started to get panicked,
an indian little boy,
CHIU FAN !!!!!
keep crying and shout "mama..... mama....."
walao i feel like slapping him lo.

my grandma was on the boat too,
she got panick keep asking ppl to go save them.
then i look around and found out,
my 5 cousins were missing,
my mom was no where to be found,
my sis is not around too.

SHIT LO~~~~~~~~~
i rush to the back of the boat and i saw 3 ppl were sitting on the rocks,
while they were big rocks, so it's considered a small island,
well u get the picture.....

others were clinging together in 3 groups,
they were quite far away from the boat.
and grandma really panic le,
she keep shouting the captain to turn around to save them,
i wish he could move faster too,
becoz i really need to go to the toilet.

then its rescue mission time,
the boat turned around and sail towards them,
i started to see ppl coming up
but i still dun see my mom and sis.
i started to get worried. (see, my mind is not all abt pee de. =D)

after 10 mins,
the rescue mission ended up in success,
everyone was fine,
my sis came back laughing,
well i was expecting she will cry de but nvm,
this indicates she grown up.

but cousin Seven cried,
she was swimming towards a life buoy with his husband one,
her husband was a good swimmer too,
but a malay instructor drag her to another life buoy,
so her husband (Han Wen) get blown further to another rubber tyre lo.

now we headed back to the resort.
the first thing i would do very obvious lo,
i no nid to tell u le.

so  i tell u the second thing i do,
LUNCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
walao, chiu hungry lo.
we talked abt the stupid waves,
the corals, the fish, everything abt the sea.

 me and XCC, two 无聊人士,
played with flies. ==
we were sitting at 背光处,
so our shadow's were very dark and there were flies on the table.
we wave our fingers mid air and let our shadows "touch" the flies.

when our shadows "touches" the flies,
the flew away, and land on another spot.
then we "touch" them again.
we repeated this for like 3 minutes,
and he same up with a conclusion,
"ei Ah Yi (he call me Ah Yi one), 我现在才懂哦,原来flies怕我们的shadow的."
LOLs.......... brahahahahahahahhaa

while having lunch,
i saw a female angmolang,
wearing bikini,
her ass chiu big,
while she was sitting down,
her ass vibrates too. i felt like vomiting. ==

when the finished,
she turned around,
then i only found out she chiu old liao de,
and i tell XCC,
"原来是老的,不怪得屁股下垂啦,好心点咯,穿到酱影响我的胃口。"
evil hor? i also think i evil. LOLs.

after that went to relax.
me, XCC and Hui went sleeping on the bench in front of our rooms.
i got another nightmare again. LOLs,
this time very relavant one.
its about the sea.

i was holding a 相思豆 while sleeping,
becoz cousin Joey found alot and put some one the bench,
then the nightmare was a fish swimming to towards me and wanna bite me,
pretty much is piranha,
then i swing my right hand to land a backfist on the fish's head lo,
my physical hand was moving too,
and the 相思豆 get thrown away.
CHIU FISH...........

i quickly look to the left,
XCC and cousin Hui was awake too,
they didnt laugh so i guess they didnt see it. LOLs.
i quickly went back to dreamland again.

3.30pm le,
second snorkeling session,
this time is 20尺,
the previous one was 15尺 only.
i felt bored,
becoz most corals were destroyed,
the view was not as beautiful as 7 years ago when i last came redang.

just before i decide to stay at the resort and sleep,
dad came back from diving.
he asked me wanna to take photos underwater anot?
i say 要要要 !!!!!!

finally i got something to do.
but the dad forgot to bring the silica gel,
so i use the one in my computer bag de,
and it doesn't work. (familiar mou mei?)
so all the photos i take was 90% similar,
becoz the water vapour in the water proof case of the camera blocked the lens. =(

this time the waves grow wild again,
and I WANNA PEE AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deng myself,
perhaps this is destiny lai de,
everytime i go out play also got toilet problems,
haiz..... it happens. =(

but this time,
the wave's direction were in our favor,
he drive us towards to boats,
so we save alot of energy. hee.

this 20尺 de diving have better corals to see,
there's one i;m not even sure is coral anot....
its all green in colour perhaps its just a rock,
covered with algae lar.....
but the brown coral around it look very Bio.
it's exactly the same shape as a normal mitochondria,
and when u look at the bigger picture,
its actually like the human brain's cortex and the green rock
act as the pituitary gland. LOLs. 想太多。

 ok then go back wo,
and i toilet again. ==
now VOLLEYBALL TIME !!!!!!
cousin Hui memang got trained b4 de,
at first we only play 开球,
haiz..... all noobs.

after that cousin Vivience, Han Wen and cousin Seven go play water,
we me, Hui, XCC and Xiang 4 boys.
we also play 开球 only........

then a malay man from another resort de came join us.
he wanna take on the four of us wo......
GG..... yet he won.

but we were not bad too (seriously),
just the he get used to the sands alr,
his mobility chiu high.....
almost every ball he can catch de.

while on the other side of the field,
we 跌跌撞撞,遍体鳞伤.....
nolar no 遍体鳞伤.....
just whole body sand lo.

after 2 games,
more and more ppl join the party,
or should i say,
more and more ppl come sapu us.
XCC de kiu ball technique quite bad,
(mint, wat do u call that again? the thing u and balia did well one)
we lose alot of points while they open ball.

Hui de 封网 chiu geng,
memang is trained b4 de,
he block ALOT of balls,
of not our score cannot see one,
might even worse then the score,
me and mei vs ahlok and nyintet. ==

afterwards,
we and hui headed to the shower,
XCC and xiang went back to the water,
u guys wun sienz de meh? ==

XCC's mom was in the room alr,
she said the shower spoil AGAIN,
STUPID RESORT CHIU LAME !!!!!
still got lamer de, read below.


after bath,
dinner lo,
bbq dinner somemore.
i ate kids plate only,
fried rice,
vegetables,
sausages,
nuggets,
fish balls.

and hor,
they didnt rip of the scales of the fish they cook one,
so the skin was like bitterish bitterish,
and so hard to chew too. yucks.....
but their saucing very nice.

ok,
after dinner,
everyone lazy to go back the room,
so we stay at the canteen and play CHO DAI DI lo,
after that more and more ppl wanna play,
so we play a new game,
XCC;s idea.

called BASTARD 21.
next time teach u all ar.....
the lose one drink beer lo. 8.8% alchohol. hee.
everyone were like drunker,
keep aiming the price.

at first there was no prize,
only punishment,
and the loser need to eat a spoon of sand. GG.
and i lose the first round,
luckily they say testing round only. phew......

soon bastard 21 sienz liao,
we play 骗牌 lo,
11ppl, 2 decks,
the game was endless.
all of the suddenly blackout.

see? the resort lame mou?
niama, no electricity o,
so everyone went to walk on the beach lo.
the sky was full of starts that night.
chiu beautiful,
next time go pat tuo must go this kind of place.

dad say he go back to take torch light,
it took him a decade,
so we youngsters walk to the pub far away,
while sister and mom waited for dad on the spot.

while in the pub,
those aunties ar.......
open dao........
haiz..... here i go again.
alr 一把年纪,still dress like 18,
go shake their ass,
摇两下,喘三下。。。。。。。hopeless.

Han wen, XCC, vivience, seven shared a carlsberg tower,
while i drink coke only.
noob hor? i also think i noob.....
but i really dun feel like drinking mar...... paiseh,
hanwen lagi say i lapsap. ~~~~~T.T~~~~~~

after the party time is over,
the music stopped,
everyone sit back and chat,
by everyone i mean those we didnt know de also la,
the talk theirs,
we talk ours.

XCC finally cannot endure liao,
he go buy 2 tokens for pool,
he had been want to play since the day we arrive.
Han Wen go sapu him.

Han Wen chiu chiu chiu pro........
he said we played alot last time while working part time.
me and Hui noobies.......
haha...... but we still had fun lar.

it around 2am le,
we walk back to the resort.
STILL NO ELECTRICITY.

luckily the manager gave us another extra room,
with aircond somemore,
the room was solar powered.

my only purpose is to charge my phone. LOLs.
becoz the battery was flatten while i turn on the torch light app.

4guys and my sis in the room.
sis was very good, she slept silently.
dad and XCC walao like opening disco,
the "bass" non stop one,
me and hui cant sleep.......

u know wat i mean right?
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha.

ok next day lo,
i sleepy pig again. LOLs.
but today no breakfast le,
me and XCC seriously late liao.
we only got a bowl of porridge, 2 slices of bread and an egg.

then photo session lo,
dad talked to the workers abt last night,
the workers turn from story telling to 诉苦。

he said the laobanniang,
dunwan spend money to upgrade their resort,
they have 3 generators,
2 spoiled,
only 1 functional.
nor wonder the opposite row to electricity lar.

then the foreman always drunk de,
including last night. so no1 fix the generators lo.
the manager tried to fix it,
but failed,
and it's his decision to give those family with children extra rooms so kids can sleep.

in all,
the workers are good,
they're very polite,
the food is good, just the fish need some extra processing,
the only thing it sucks about the resort,
it the 老板 and 老板娘.

one stingy and another one scare of wife,
pui!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

around 12.30pm we reach the jetti,
dad went to take the car while we shopped for souvenirs,
i went to find someone's very troublesome de t-shirt,
grab some decorations and head on the road.

we had lunch in a restaurant called
Madam Bee's Kitchen,
very popular one,
been on tv many time.
but i nvr heard of it la. LOLs.

the shop was very very very small,
its like a family business,
but the food was really good.
i love the quote on the wall the most "屋宽不如心宽。"
give him/her a thrillion likes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
very 贴切....... totally suites the restaurant.

after lunch,
hit the road again.............
when i woke up,
oh! its dinner time alr. ==

9pm eat seafood dinner......
10pm finish.
depart again..........
home sweet home at 1am. GG.

everyone had enough sleep on the road liao.
reach home everyone watch tv,
play cards,
online.

had supper,
cup mee, milo, snacks and CUPCAKE. O.O
luckily it didnt spoil lar, if not i'm gonna get killed.

4am le, i'm still awake,
check my fb games,
haiz loyce didnt play them,
but bo bian lo,
he also went vacation mar.
it happens. =)

next morning everyone went home lo.
and left me alone blogging.
i was 4 days of blast. hee.
thank you all for the wonderful experience.


~End

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Redang day 1


Early in the morning,
Or should I  say dead in the night,
Everyone in my house departed,
2 estima, 7 ppl in each.

Thanks to my younger cousin(let his name as xiao chen chen, XCC)
we have something to do in the journey,
Well as what were we doing…… hee…..
Stay tuned till next time lar.

The rest of the journey was unknown,
Because I was asleep. ==
I only remembered I tried to pee once in a halfway stop,
But I fail, because I didn’t drink much water.
Second stop I managed to squeeze some liquid,
From where I guess everyone knows.
Third stop was a petronas,
This time I was able to pee normally.

Alright,
After the hustle and bustle,
We finally arrived in Merang
Parked both cars there,
Cost RM60 in total,
RM30 for each car, RM10 per night,
Really doubt whether they earn anything anot.

As we travel to the harbor by foot,
I saw quite a few stalls there,
The merchandise they selling were highly similar,
Only the “I love Redang” t-shirt,
And a turtle plushie caught my eye.
Well, I only plan to buy souvenirs for females so boys dun expect much.

Our boat arrived,
We hop on and I found myself seatless,
Me and XCC choose to stand on the front deck,
He said we were having free Gatsby,
coz the wind blows towards us and we were going counter current.

While sailing,
We were keeping our eyes open for the different colours of water surfaces
Dark blue can be easily explained as we knew that part is deep,
But we have no idea why some part of ther water is white,
His guess is the water around there is calm, dunno what he mean. *==
(his is reading this while I’m typing, so when u see a *, it indicates he is giving me a middle finger while I’m writing that sentence.)***

Ok moving on,
We reached our accommodation,
But due to strong waves,
Our boat couldn’t stop near shore,
And I think this kind of situation happens often,
The owner had built a wooden bridge which float on the water
For us to walk onto shore.

As the waves hit the bridge,
The bridge shook vigorously,
Even I, a TKD Black Belt need extra energy
to sit on my stance to maintain balance.

My second aunt XCC’s mom,
Was complaining along the way to shore,
Imagine jumbo walking on a imba bridge, hahhahahahaha.

We arrive at the resort’s restaurant,
But our rooms aren’t ready yet.
So I got extra time to practice my ???????,
(?????? Is yet to be defined)

Our rooms were only ready around 11am,
So we packed everything in the room and relax ourselves,
Well most of us did.
My family and XCC’s family along with my grandma took G10,
My other aunt’s family took G9,
Their room was fine,
But mine was filled with sand,
The shower was spoilt and the heater was not working.

I prefer to endure,
As I dun care much,
While the others continue to mumble.
As I got tired waiting everyone to get changed,
I felt asleep on the bench outside.

After that, my cousins were talking abt my dad dulan
and called the manager to complain abt the room,
The manager ask us to move to G1 instead.

Now, lunch time.
The restaurant wasn’t really a restaurant,
Its more like a canteen without workers,
You know? Those like western countries
Were everyone line up and waiting the workers to put food on ur plates,
Ya, my case was pretty much similar.

I just took all that’s on the table,
As there’s too little to choose from.
Then went to rent our snorkeling kits.

Gladly their googles have power,
So I dun have to swim like I’m blind in the water.
We played around the beach to wait for our boat to arrive
And bring us to Marine Park.

At Marine Park,
Our boat stopped beside a bridge, (ya bridge again but this one is made of concrete)
There were stairs beside the bridge which can lead us str8 deep into the water,
Everyone just jump into the water via the side stairs like wild animals,
Our tour guide command them to get up,
As he need to do some briefing b4 we can get into the water.
Luckily I wasn’t one of those “wild animals
If not very fish lo~~~

Inside Marine Park, I found myself did something stupid,
We were allow the feed the fish with bread,
I while the whole piece in my hand and dive into the water,
In the end wat happen?
I ATTRACTED TOO MANY FISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I threw the remaining piece away from me in the water,
But the reaction force of the water was too strong,
The bread didn’t project very far from me,
But I managed to escape.

It’s like u threw something to lure the fish away from you,
More than u escape from the danger itself.
Erm……. I also dunno wat I’m talking. Sry, sleepy now.

Moving on…..
The corals underwater was superb,
And u can see fish will different colours, shapes, fins and sizes.
I love the one fish which had the head and colour like a parrot,
Too bad the water proof camera kits was with my dad,
I didn’t take any photos.

Man, the chorals was large, very very large indeed,
one of them looked like a Rafflesia,
While other are just special coz of their colours.

Cousin Joey was scared, so me and XCC hold her hands and bring her around,
After that was cousin Vivience turn.
I hope they enjoyed the view like XCC and I did,
Becoz fear really make u miss out all the underwater sceneries.

Cousin Seven had the same problem as the old me did,
When I was std4, I have been to Redang once,
The one thing I fear most is the fish bit me and swin into my swimming trunks while I’m snorkeling,

But I found the fish was even more afraid then we humans do,
So readers,
Next time u go snorkeling just swim as usual,
When u flap ur hands and feet the fish will just swim away,
They wun cause any harm or disturbance.

After 1.5 hours of snorkel,
Me and XCC were exhausted,
We went to the shower to clean our face,
AS THE WATER IS SUPER DUPER SALTY !!!!!!!!!!!!

Nor wonder the price of salt increases all the time,
Ppl must have been pouring a lot of salt into the sea,
When we get up, our face was in pain,
And while in the water,
I couldn’t fully open my eyes
because the water vapour in my goggles is salty too. =(

u should see with ur own eyes,
as I’m tired now, I couldn’t explain more. Sorry.
Man, I wish someone was there. =)

great, we had enough fun alr,
but we cant get back the resort in time,
why? Our boat was late.
We slept on the picnic tables on the beach,
Using the pose I sleep in class,
With my life jacket as pillow.  LOLs.

After that we headed back to the resort,
Had a snack,
Then shower
Then dinner
Then hello bed,
Then hello lappy
And hello blog.

I think that’s all for today. Hope u guys enjoy ur day too. =)
sorry i couldnt twist my words too much in this post,
my brain was too exhausted.


Fin~

Monday, May 30, 2011

It Happens

cant think of a proper name for this post,
so i use my latest mantra as title.

today morning,
i "adopted" ming hao  by invinting him to sit my car,
he was walkin from segambut roundabout to school,
dunno why the stupid bus drop him there.
zhong yan said he saw him too,
but he dun think they know each other so he just drive by.
see, so heartless.

then we drop by 7 eleven b4 head into school.
i was hoping for standard breakfast,
like a hotdog or something,
but the food tray was empty,
so i took a plastic sealed kaya and red bean bun instead.

in school, the talk SUCKS,
mark my words, SUCKS !
the lecturer spoke so silently,
the projector wasnt clear too, (in my opinion)
everyone starting from the person on my right to the end of the row,
WAS SLEEPING.

u can see each and everyone have their very own style of sleeping,
we have the lend-on-shoulder style,
upper-body-on-tights style,
head-bend-to-the-back-and-snore style,
you name it.

last 15 mins of the speech,
stomached......
went to toilet lo obviously.

played my phone game while landing my leftovers on the toilet bowl.
after that i hang my phone on the water tap,
while i use the pipe attached to it to clean my...... well you know wat i mean. =)

now happy lo, the pipe suddenly drops,
water splashed all over the left side of my pants,
my phone was wet too.
then i suddenly realised 2 years ago the seller said
"i heard ppl telling nokia 5800 is waterproof one"

today,
by he i declare her theory, IS TRUE.
my phone was fine,
just that my pants are wet.

after that,
get on my car and changed,
i was spying around,
hoping no1 see me naked inside,
and succeeded.

then ah mint called,
she say dun be shocked,
i was really shocked,
then i ask her dun to over.

for those who checked by fb status,
you know i bought a converse shoe ytd,
then this kind of shoes,
ppl like to put two shoe laces on each of them,
i masters the way of chaining the  laces,
but now have no idea how to tie them. = =

they were too long...........
i need to make 3-4 extra knots,
haiz..... style always comes with trouble. = =

ok now wait and wait and wait......
finally she reached,
and i was like. O.O
so pretty? (hee..... an shuang lar you, let u shuang sia.)

well the dress was ALOT different from wat i expected lar,
she was wearing a skirt with full red roses,
small one.

last time she say she bought a flower flower de dress,
i tot it was flowers with big petals,
then very colourful one,
more like hawaii style, then that will be too over lar.
but just now that one was fine.
go ask photos from her,
i dun like photography de.

ok now go pav lo,
after passing my old tuition centre,
i took the wrong road,
but the wrong road also leads to the same direction,
and actually they merged too,
erm hard to explain la.

in all, i too an illegal turn,
then the MATA came.
!@#$%^&*( i bet he was hiding somewhere,
waiting for me to take the illegal turn one.

now this part we ask the witness to tell
better then the victim to describe lar.

"As time passed, we reach pavilion, Here's the awesome thing. He took a wrong action, turn right at the wrong place at wrong time, spotted by a traffic police. By the way, he knew it is illegal to turn there. We stopped by the roadside, Martin went down the car, but. The police asked him to went back to the car. Now I knew it. Evil Malay police, u wan rasuah say la, wan ppl get back to the car worr. Martin:" sir sorry la sir, saya memang tak tau tak boleh belok kanan." police:" bagi lesen dan ic." that time Martin was shivering, I quickly comfort him. Martin:" kau nak rasuah tak, bagi satu chance la."( stupid, where got ppl ask laidat de, I was at beside shock dou). Police:" jangan cakap rasuah, tak elok tau? Tak elok." Martin:" okok. Keep it secret. Belanja kau secret recipe." omg, I laughed like a puppy when I heard the SECRET RECIPE. Police laughing too:" ei, jangan buat lawak la." Me:" boleh settle ar? ( this is the right way ar)"
Den we lost rm50. Malaxia is hopeless!!"
                                                   (extracted from temporary called isabelle's blog)


then parking lo,
and went for movies.
she really cant live without subway one. ==
but today we ate 1901 hotdogs,
luckily i was able to watch HP7 part2's trailer inside,
and transformers trailer.
YES, I LOVE WATCHING TRAILERS INSIDE CINEMA.

we learnt a new word "INNER PEACE"
kungfu panda 2,
super duper worth watching.
then the silly girl very persistent and keep asking,
"Panda and Tiger can be together de meh?"
then i answered "maybe they both also 8n de leh? who know's. it happens"
and i got another "很烦咧.."

now we dunno where to go le,
just keep walking around looking for something to eat.
in the end, we went sushi zanmai,
for me is AGAIN. last night just ate,
for her is FIRST TIME.

then she keep repeating,
low budget ar low budget ar.
in the other hand? ordering non stop.
we chatted for like 4 hours inside (according to her)
after that go pay.
the bill was just FANTASTIC.
the actual value?
go figure la......

then she shop clothes lo,
ooooo there something i forgot to tell her de,
"next time wanna buy clothes, wear ur sports attire and slippers"
she change go slow dao,
after she picked one,
and paid for it.

she saw a display set very nice de,
i also think nice de,
but we cant find it,
so i used wat we have just learned "INNER PEACE"
buy one enough,
so we left lo.

and boys out there,
if u ever heard ur sis, mom, girlfren, aunty, grandma or any girl telling u directions,
DO NOT LISTEN.

while we're making our way back to pav from fahrenheit 88,
she keep knocking me to the left, (she was walking on my right)
but i just keep walk str8,
she tot i act like nth happened,
i turn around and say,
"你刚才走错路咧?假假幢我去左边以为我不懂?"
then she laugh like a puppy lo (her mantra lai de)
and then i got another "好烦哦......"

now even syok-er then the police saman my car,
i lost my car....... ==
while literally..........

i forgotten where i parked. GG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we walked around for abt 45mins,
while on the way i was using "INNER PEACE"
to trace back my memory,
i saw a photocopy shop,
when i step in the mall from the car park on my left,

Fortunately,
we found it after going around in circles.
i ask her paid for the parking and i drive her home.
(but one week b4 that la, dunno who say "we go somewhere near ur house la,
so u no nid to fetch me all the time, i go home by pub transport")
then today see me, first thing say "shit!!!! i left my cupcakes at home.
(she baked cup cakes ytd)
but i still think this is trick lai de,
even though she said she didn't mean to left the cupcakes at home.
well.... IT HAPPENS.

the drive drive drive drive.
the traffic jam jam jam jam.
she say avoid the segambut roundabout becoz there very jam,
so i took jalan raja laut.

my plan was to reach my mom's office then go str8 until chow kit,
and turn back to jalan ipoh,
but b4 we reach chow kit station,
i was mislead-ed by my old memory.

i saw kfc and turned left,
we end up in segambut roundabout. LOLs.
becoz i rmb-ed wrongly, 3 years ago,
i took bus from titiwangsa to mutiara,
the bus was going that way too,
i guess my unclear memory really was unclear. haiz....

we talked alot in the car,
highly confidential sorry......
then reach her house.
she go get the cup cake,
and i saw her trying to kick her dog,
becoz she say the dog was trying to go outside,
pls la, u wearing dress pls. XP.

then the case like saturday happened again,
she heard one fm playing 范玮琪-最重要的决定
then she get on the car again to listen the song,
walao, we're right in front of her house somemore. ==

that day, saturday,
she heard F.I.R. -ATlANTIS,
also dunwan get down,
in the end yixiang and meiling get on my car also.
chiu fan~~~~ everyone dunwan eat dinner liao.

ok after that i head home lo.
chiu tired. that's all. hee.


Fin~         <- dunno correct format anot, too long no blog le. XD.